haha i just dyed my hair like cruella devil and it looks phenomenally hilarious.
that is to say, i look like an ex-punk having a mid-life crisis.
which i kind of am! haha!

i just had my first nosebleed, ever, and i feel kind of let down, because i was always jealous of my nosebleeding friends, but apparently they're really just kind of annoying and not so epic and life-changing. oh well.

1. Leftover Crack sent me a myspace message (maybe they do this to everyone, i do not know) and i keep remembering it and for a second feeling like a 13 year old girl at a Bush concert circa 1997, and then feeling like a 20 year old who is laughing really hard ( Read more... )

bike thieves get to go to a special part of hell, but the ones that steal my shitty conversion from a sea of spanking new treks locked with pencil-thin cable locks, on the one day that i can't just do the subway ride of shame but instead get to do the freezing cold walk of shame... fhjasdlhafjksd ( Read more... )

so, an hour ago, we realized that not only is tonight the first night the radiators had been on in our apartment, but the livingroom one SPEWS BILLOWS OF STEAM. and it won't turn off even if you turn the thing. It is like the rainforest cafe except it still exists and with puddles collecting on the ceiling. which i'm going to mop now. i LOVE

i haven't touched this motherfucker in months, so it must mean i'm supposed to be writing a paper ( Read more... )

i think mike teavee stole my identity but i mean i guess that's fine, because he knows a lot about science.

i am pretty sure mr. and mrs. smith has everything i need in a film, or really, in a life. snark, passive agression, monogamy, explosions, sexually charged glances. also, the addition of sparxx alcoholinated energy drink couldn't have hurt ( Read more... )

OH MY GOD NUMBER ONE
and OH MY GOD NUMBER TWO

and apparently, this in fact IS a sign of things to come. oh my god. oh my god.
dvd release party, anyone?

so yesterday i got the mental image of my mom playing a keytar.
because she called me on the phone while she was playing the keytar.
i just thought i'd pay it forward and give that same pleasure to you fine people.