My mouse is so old I can see the growth of my had on it from the wear.  I can see where I gripped it farther up the front because my hand was smaller.

I think that the Ultramatic Bed company has been running their free bed draw as a "limited time offer" my entire life.

Rock Band is awesome.

EDIT:  Oh and happy new year and such.

If a picture is worth 1000 words, a 2 hour movie is worth 172 800 000 words.

Blastoise evolve from Squirtle. When two Blastoise mate, they make a baby Squirtle.
Humans evolved from apes. When two humans mate, they make a baby human.

If humans evolved from apes, babies should be apes that eventually turn into humans. Evolution is false.

As a result of my naivete in youth I will probably always pronounce Ryu (Street Fighter, not Hayabusa or any other Ryu) as Rai-oo and Regen as Reagan (like the President) even though I now know better.

I thought it was June 2nd at 10:23.

I'm seeing things in every game I play now in terms of how to exploit portal use. 

I picked up The Orange Box, and so now I have two copies of it.  Apparently Steam lets me gift a copy to someone, so if anyone out there in Journal land would like it, post.

There are 959606 other people playing Halo 3 with me right now.  Wow.