This is my old lj.

This is my new lj: http://www.livejournal.com/users/jessikanesis

I don't know how to put people's usernames as links. I am lj-html-whatever-challenged.

Love me anyway.

Carol was so happy to see me. I never realized before how much she preferred me over the other employees, lol. I knock on the door of the office, and her face lights up. She exclaims "Hi, Sweetie!!!" and grabs me in this scary bear-hug thing ( Read more... )

Writing is fun. The following is an excerpt from the middle of a book I'm writing called Psions. Don't read it unless you have nothing to do. Also, don't read it unless you like me. That will give you a nice bias. :-P

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:-) Here's a ray of moonlight for you.

I'm going to start a contest to prove that James Randi doesn't exist. I will give anyone $500 million to prove to me that James Randi exists, and as long as I ignore all of you who present birth certificates and US census records, I will never have to worry about coming up with the money ( Read more... )

*walks in, takes one look at me*
"So, are you here about that acne?"

What I said:
"No, actually I'm here for a cancer screening."
What I thought:
"No, actually I'm here for a cancer screening, Bitch."

My mom's got me on a diet, but I am overall grateful for that. I've been kicking ass at the gym lately. I have also been writing like a fiend. However, now I can't stay on top of my tk practice. Always, there is at least one or two areas of my life lagging behind the others. Oh well. At least I don't have to work at that theater anymore. My last ( Read more... )

TO1 CYE!
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And this I just threw in for the rest of you:

"Welcome to Dulac.
It's a perfect town.
Here we have some rules.
Let us lay them down.
Do not get out of line
And we'll get along fine.
Dulac is a perfect place.
Please keep off of the grass,
Shine your shoes, wipe your... face.
Dulac is--
Dulac is--
Dulac is a perfect PLAAAAACE!"

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There is my haircut. And now you know.

Is it just me, or is nothing I do on my own time important unless my mother told me to do it ( Read more... )