This is nutty.

Lindsay asking a random guy parking on Kingsbridge to open her beer bottle, resulting in a the black dude with dreads opening her beer with his teeth ( Read more... )

Banging/nudging satellites out of orbit in space.
Then trying to fling then back into orbit in their correct coordinates on the surface of the earth.

Kitty is playing kitty scarf and she is warm but kind of heavy. She's also smacking me in the face with her tail ( Read more... )

Me and Ben brought a poisoned mouse home, knowing it would die, but having false hope it would live... somehow ( Read more... )

Well. Live on my own now, with Ben and his friends. It's going pretty well. Working my ass off. But it's worth coming home to a DVR full of Scrubs, Ace of Cakes, L.A. Ink, and Ghost Hunters ( Read more... )

Sooo ( Read more... )

Click to view

My new favorite thing.
The Whitest Kids U Know.

So on top of my headcold i get a UTI gone wild in my kidney. I woke up the other morning with a blunt stabbing (possible?) pain in my lower-middle back. It hurt so bad i was delirious with pain and tried googling hospital and ER a million times until Ben came and got me. It stopped when i took an advil, laid down and smoked a cigarette. Like out of ( Read more... )

I woke up sick today. Work was horrible. Ben was in charge and let me take it easy. But with luck, countless cups of tea, 3 cups of airborne, advil, and cough drops will help this thing go by faster. I really hope i feel better tomorrow ( Read more... )