Yarning in Indy

[yarncandy]

I did some crafting while in Indy--the result is about 100 yards of this:

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Yarnographing in Maine

[anonymous]

Dear Beautiful Miller's Daughter-

I know your little excursion to Indiana must have been a trying experience for you. It would be for me, if I were locked up in a tower, forced to spin gold from straw (and apparently from grapes too, and from some maiden named Mary).

Don't you know that spinning gold will only make the king lust for more? I mean, his expectations will only be greater, and you can't keep up this charade for much longer. The little man who helps you out has a strange look to him. I wouldn't trust him if I were you. And never entrust your first born son to him. Just a bit of advice, you know.

Anyway, good luck with everything, and play it safe. Don't wish for too much, and always tell the truth. Otherwise, you might come to regret it.

Your biggest fan,

A concerned Yarnographer

P.S. That little man is really bad at introducing himself - he's got this fame complex, thinking that he's so popular, everyone knows who he is. Poor little Rumpelstiltskin, he really doesn't have many friends.

Re: Yarnographing in Maine

[yarncandy]

Oh no! Too late! I have already given him my first AND second born! For what it is worth, I thought it was an even trade. Thanks for your concern!