I have acquired a summer job, in the form of one George S. Mickey Dees (the 'S' stands for Sebastion). The most interesting fact I have learned about the dirtied inner workings of young Mr. Micky Dees is that they have their own brand of all things, and all start with Mc (and the company doesn't even seem to be aware of how ridiculous this all is ( Read more... )

this is fucking hilarious. Honestly.

Be careful where you make out, you might just get 20 years in prison

Cheech and Chong definition of democracy: You have to get permission before you kill someone

Reply to this and I'll give you three of your icons and interests to explain.Jack Satanism: Just as there are Jack Christians around and about (those folks who claim to be Freaky for TheJesus when asked about their religious views, but in practice live no different than your average atheist) there must be Jack Satanists. And I occasionally like to ( Read more... )

After a rousing round of cleaning, I decided to ride my bike out to Pullman to see Hot Fuzz, based on a recommendation I got over LJ. It was "laugh out loud funny" or in my own language, fucking hilarious. I won't spoil anything (I only do that in real life), but the end part of the movie is where it earns the description "fucking hilarious." Not ( Read more... )

So I had to go to the One Dollar store, and if I didn't feel like white trash enough going there they just HAD to be playing crappy country over the intercom. Country music has one of four themes, sappy fucking songs (i.e. I like fucking, the person I fucked is now fucking someone else, I got really drunk and fucked a close family member and now we ( Read more... )

happy birthday to me, I am now twenty-three, I really hate bars, and all the people within I see

Excuse the crappy birthday song thing, I am trashed, and now am going to read and make cynical musings about meat markets...erm...I mean bars

Pintsize is one step closer to becoming a reality! I'm not sure whether to be thrilled or afraid. Well a little step closer, anyway. But a robot you can control from any computer with the interwebs? Freakin' awesome.

On the website it also gives several robot building recipes for robot making, currently having recipes for homestyle, extra crispy, ( Read more... )

Among many interesting things I have been reading lately I have to say this is one of the more interesting, this is the sort of thing that makes me want to get out of america as fast as possible.