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I fight terrorism nightly, when I'm not doing riding tricks on a flying cow
If anyone has ever seen the The Naked Gun, they will understand this. At the beginning of that movie a bunch of Shrub the Elder (the current presidential fucktard's father) administration terrorists were plotting what they were going to do to america next when the silly main character who was masquerading as a waiter begins beating the crap out of ( Read more... ) -
An eventful night!
At Rosearrgs:
Random Drunk Guy: You a student at UI?
Me: ummm...yeah... (why else would I be in this shithole?)
Random Drunk Guy: Sorry you lost but blah blah blah...
Me: uh, okay (is he talking about...football?)
Clerk: Stop bothering our customers!
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On Deathly Sunburns, Ice-9, and being too anti-social for my pants
So yes. I haven't posted here in a while because of a not all that interesting combination of LJ not letting me post, then not having anything to say, then finally not having working internet (my current excuse. I am, at this very moment, getting my required dosage of The Internets via One World). But anyway, I currently have internet, am able to ( Read more... ) -
Summer reading list updated
Finished!- On The Road by Jack Kerouac
- Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs
- Dharma Bums by Jack Kerouac
- Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut
- Stranger Than Fiction by Chuck Palahniuk
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Whoo! Livejournal is letting me update again! More later. -
dreams
Last night I had some interesting dreams, but now I can only remember part of one. In the dream, I was a kid, and going to a boarding school, although it was more like my idea of an orphanage, so it might have been that. But teaching and living did occur, so maybe it was a school/orphanage. At any rate, something went wrong with my head, like a ( Read more... ) -
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Blah, I'm supposed to be hanging out with a friend as it is her last weekend in Moscow, but she is no where to be found. I guess it is back to The Alley, as the lead singer to the band playing there is cute (he has long blonde hair and just enough of a beard to be sexy, without being "waaagh! fur!") -
My dreamcatcher is broken
The one night I am able to get more than a few hours of sleep (last night I got 4ish, the night before that 2) I get to have have weird, bordering on frightening, dreams. I first woke up early on when I thought I felt someone crawl onto my bed, I thought I opened up my eyes slightly and saw a woman who's face was an indistinguishable blur (which ( Read more... ) -
The ugly truth is revealed
Everything in McDonald's is made from pure 100% slow roasted fetus, further processed to attain the right texture for the particular type of food it is supposed to be. I know this, because that is my job, slow roasting abdomen parasites. Last week they had me using the "abortion tongs" to acquire product, now they have the guy who started after me ( Read more... )