Arashi ni Shiyagare 2012.07.28 with Kanjani 8
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Anno: The set noisily rotates again tonight.
What appeared was the set for "Magical Banana" from Nihon TV's legendary monster program with a highest rating of 31.6%, "Magical Brain Power!"
The legendary "Magical Banana" is a quiz game played by linking associated words according to a set rhythm.
It's the special quiz that is known as the pioneer for all other rhythm quiz games.
From right in the middle of the "Magical" generation, Arashi and Kanjani 8, the twelve of them will do "Magical Banana".
Na: By the way, for the team who loses, we have a painful punishment waiting for you.
N: I don't like things that hurt.
S: It's in teams, right?
Na: Yes.
F: Of course. It will be Arashi VS Kanjani 8. The team with the last remaining member is the winner.
J: This is the first game, right?
Yo: If we win, then we can change this to "Kanjani ni Shiyagare", right?
J: Then what are you going to do for us if we win?
Will you give up promoting "Eight Rangers"?
Kanjani: No way!
J: Because we'd be losing one of our shows.
Mu: If we lose that, then we won't have anything left.
F: We'll be starting from Aiba-san.
J: This guy is a disaster.
Mu: Hurry up.
Su: Hurry up and get over there.
Ma: Ah! Don't touch me!
F: That'll make you nervous, being next to Ninomiya-kun.
S: It doesn't matter who's next to him, but like Matsujun said, it's really hard being next to Aiba-kun.
Na: Eh~, it's Yokoyama-kun for now.
S: The answer for "If you say OO, I think OO" is something that only exists inside of Aiba-kun's head, so it's impossible to think of what the next word should be.
N: More than all of you are thinking, Aiba is very magical.
It's really bad over there.
F: Are you all ready?
Then let's begin, starting from Aiba-san.
Tape: "Magical Banana"
A: If you say "banana", I think "yellow".
Yo: If you say "yellow", I think "lemon".
J: If you say "lemon", I think "fresh".
Ya: If you say "fresh", I think "sashimi".
Oh: If you say "sashimi", I think "ocean".
S: If you say "ocean", I think "fish".
Mu: If you say "fish", I think "fishing".
O: If you say "fishing", I think "me".
R: If you say "me", I think "fishing".
Text: Repeating words isn't allow! Out!
F: Out! That's against the rules!
Yo: Why?!
R: Wait! Wait!
"Me" for Ohno-kun would be himself, but the "me" that I said, I didn't know if I should be saying something about myself or about Ohno-kun.
Su: He has an objection!
R: Should I have said it for myself?
F: Since "me" for Ohno-san didn't make the buzzer go off, then the problem must be sporadic.
Na: "Me" would apply to Ohno-kun, so "good at drawing"...
F: You can't change "me" to something else.
A: It's so difficult.
Na: If it goes "fishing", "me", "fishing", it would be stuck in a never-ending lope of Ohno-kun.
R: I see.
F: It's too bad, but you're out.
S: The ace we'd been expecting to do well...
Oh: He was too smart.
F: Are you ready? Let's begin from Ohno-san. Magical Banana start!
O: "Fishi-"
If you say "fishing", I think "me".
Su: If you say "me", I think "good at drawing".
N: If you say "good at drawing", I think "artist".
Ma: If you say "artist", I think "beret hat".
A: If you say "beret hat", I think "wear".
Yo: If you say "wear", I think "hairpiece".
J: If you say "hairpiece", I think "skit".
Ya: If you say "skit", I think "Kanjani 8".
Oh: If you say "Kanjani 8", I think "Johnnys".
S: If you say "Johnnys", I think "Arashi".
Mu: If you say "Arashi", I think "good at singing".
O: If you say "good at singing", I think "Higashiyama-san".
Su: If you say "Higashiyama-san", I think "muscly".
N: If you say "muscly", I think "body builder".
Ma: If you say "body builder", I think "my dad".
A: If you say "my dad", I think "I don't know!".
I don't know!!
Su: He penetrated through their guard!
N: Well, yeah.
Na: This is an amazing attack!
Mu: This is about his parents.
It's a magical miracle.
Ma: Because he's really muscly.
N: It's even a topic we talk about among ourselves.
S: Even for Johnnys, this is common knowledge.
F: So this is something he should know about?
N: Yes.
Na: But Aiba-san has to come up with some other information on him, right?
A: Like what? What does he like?
Ma: My dad's a taiko drum maker.
A: Like I would know that!
Na: I think that was a fabulous attack.
F: Let's continue from Maruyama-san.
Magical Banana, start!
Ma: If you say "body builder", I think "my dad".
Yo: If you say "my dad", I think "likes alcohol".
J: If you say "likes alcohol", I think "afternoon".
Ya: If you say "afternoon", I think "TV".
Oh: If you say "TV", I think "Arashi ni Shiyagare".
S: If you say "Arashi ni Shiyagare", I think "Nihon TV".
Mu: If you say "Nihon TV", I think "24 HR TV".
O: If you say "24 HR TV", I think "us" (Arashi).
Su: If you say "us", I think "5 people".
N: If you say "5 people", I think "Tokio".
Ma: If you say "Tokio", I think "band".
Yo: If you say "band", I think "Kanjani 8".
J: If you say "Kanjani 8", I think "7 people".
Ya: If you say "7 people", I think "rainbow".
Oh: Rainbow?
F: Out!
Mu: A rainbow would be 7 colors.
F: Yasuda-kun.
Ya: Yes?
F: 7 people equals rainbow. This is out, isn't it?
Ya: Is that so?
Na: Yasuda-san. You're probably the weakest player at "Magical Brain Power!"
F: I'm surprised you lasted so long.
Na: Every time, his voice was shaking.
Ya: For now, I'll step now.
F: Please do. At this point, Kanjani is down 2 people. Arashi, 1.
Let's continue from Matsumoto-san.
Magical Banana, start!
J: If you say "Kanjani 8", I think "7 people".
Oh: If you say "7 people", I think "Seven Samurai".
S: If you say "Seven Samurai", I think "sword".
Mu: If you say "sword", I think "armor".
O: If you say "armor", I think "invincible".
Su: If you say "invincible", I think "Who?"
F: Out!
Su: Who's invincible?
Is there really something like that?
F: If you say "invincible", I think "hero".
Na: But the 'If you say "armor", I think "invincible", don't you think it's a bit too childish?
F: Ohno-san is barely safe.
Na: But it is your own personal opinion though.
S: He's our team's assassin.
From the start, he's used "me", "us", "invincible".
N: It's scary being next to him.
Mu: From this spot, it suddenly becomes more abstract.
N: You did well getting it around past that point.
F: According to the numbers, they've lined up 4 to 4.
Na: They're even now.
F: They are.
Oh: We've been losing too much.
Mu: We have.
F: Let's continue from Ohno-san.
Magical Banana, start!
O: If you say "armor", I think "invincible".
N: If you say "invincible", I think "hero".
Ma: If you say "hero", I think "fly in the sky".
Yo: If you say "fly in the sky", I think "Anpanman".
J: If you say "Anpanman", I think "bread".
Oh: If you say "bread", I think "cream-filled bread".
S: If you say "cream-filled bread", I think "sweet".
Mu: If you say "sweet", I think "chocolate".
O: If you say "chocolate", I think "brown".
N: If you say "brown", I think "bricks".
Ma: If you say "bricks", I think "pile things up".
Yo: If you say "pile things up", I think "sand hill".
J: If you say "sand hill", I think "children".
Oh: If you say "children", I think "park".
S: If you say "park", I think "horizontal bar".
Mu: If you say "horizontal bar", I think "silver".
O: If you say "silver", I think "silver medal".
N: If you say "silver medal", I think "second place".
Ma: If you say "second place", I think "first place".
F: Out!
N: You shouldn't be doing "bring it on"!
F: It's not "bring it on"!
Na: It's over!
No, Maruyama-san! Maruyama-san!
F: It's definitely not "bring it on".
Na: It's not "come on".
F: It's already over.
Maruyama-san, hurry up and get off the stand.
Number wise, Arashi's turned the tables.
Na: Amazing.
F: This is turning into a good competition.
Let's continue from Ninomiya-san.
Magical Banana, start!
N: If you say "silver medal", I think "second place".
Yo: If you say "second place", I think "close".
J: If you say "close", I think "win by a nose".
Oh: "Win by a nose"?
F: Out!
Na: "Win by a nose".
Oh: "By a nose"?
Na: Like in horse racing, at the end they lose by only a narrow margin, by the nose.
F: What's wrong?
N: From your nose? Really?! Right then?!
Mu: Because you kept teasing him about it, he suddenly started to feel unwell.
Oh: The damage was really big.
F: This was a very nice word, Matsumoto-san.
Related to horse racing.
Na: He's starting to add a bit of knowledge to the game.
Not knowing the word is the most embarrassing way to make a mistake.
Oh: It's frustrating.
F: Murakami-san, Kanjani is down to the last two.
Mu: This is pretty bad.
And all that's left is the two that won't do much good.
Yo: Not good.
Na: We'd like to see you overtake them again.
F: Let's continue.
Magical Banana, start!
J: If you say "close", I think "win by a nose".
S: If you say "win by a nose", I think "horse".
Mu: If you say "horse", I think "horse racing".
O: If you say "horse racing", I think "gambling".
N: If you say "gambling", I think...
F: Nino, out!
N: What goes with "gambling"?
Na: Like, roulette.
N: A casino!
Na: You can use other forms of "kakeru" too.
F: There are 5 contestants left.
Magical Banana, start!
O: If you say "horse racing", I think "gambling".
Yo: If you say "times", I think "multiplication".
*Translator's Note: Yokoyama change the meaning of "kakeru" by picking a different meaning from a word that sounds the same in Japanese.
J: If you say "multiplication", I think "numbers".
S: If you say "numbers", I think "register".
Mu: If you say "register", I think "calculations".
O: If you say "calculations", I think "abacus".
Yo: If you say "abacus", I think "calculator".
J: If you say "calculator", I think...
F: Matsujun!
Na: And there, Matsumoto-san is out!
But now-
F: It's 2 VS 2.
Yo: I'm gonna win!
Na: Who'll win? Arashi or Kanjani?
F: Let's continue from Yokoyama.
Magical Banana, start!
Yo: If you say "abacus", I think "calculator".
S: If you say "calculator", I think "splitting the cost".
Mu: If you say "splitting the cost", I think "group dates".
O: If you say "group dates", I think "men and women".
Yo: If you say "men and women", I think "bath".
S: If you say "bath", I think "hot water".
Mu: If you say "hot water", I think "water".
O: If you say "water", I think "cold water".
Yo: If you say "cold water", I think "cold".
S: If you say "cold", I think "shaved ice".
Mu: If you say "shaved ice", I think "summer".
O: If you say "summer", I think "cicada".
Yo:If you say "cicada", I think "Oriental cicada".
S: If you say "Oriental cicada", I think "noisy".
Mu: If you say "noisy", I think "noise pollution".
O: Eh?
Mu: Noise pollution.
F: Out!
Na: Too bad.
F: What happened?
N: What? What?
O: I heard "souun". I was thinking, "What's that?!"
Na: It was "souon".
F: Ah, you didn't catch the word.
O: Yes.
Na: Noise pollution is the number one thing that should be making it to your ears.
Yo: That's true.
Na: What should we do? Since he couldn't hear it.
Mu: Start from "noise pollution"?
F: Start over one more time.
Na: From "noise pollution".
Mu: But "noise pollution" was a good attack.
F: Magical Banana, start!
Mu: If you say "noisy", I think "noise pollution".
O: If you say "noise pollution", I think "concert".
Yo: If you say "concert", I think "Johnnys".
S: If you say "Johhnys", I think "dance".
Mu: If you say "dance", I think "a dance".
O: If you say "a dance", I think "a turn".
Yo: If you say "a turn", I think "merry-go-round".
S: If you say "merry-go-round", I think "amusement park".
Mu: If you say "amusement park", I think "haunted house".
O: If you say "haunted house", I think "scary".
Yo: If you say "scary", I think "my old man".
S: If you say "my old man"...
Na: And here!
Oh: He threw that out there.
F: Sho-san!
Na: Even though you came this far easily.
F: Sho-san, there are a lot of "old mans" to choose from.
S: I came up with "lightning".
Na: "Old Man Lightning" would have been fine.
F: Kanjani have turned things around. 2 to 1.
Na: He was getting too excited!
N: You're being too weird!
Yo: He gets like this sometimes.
F: Where they seem level-headed but aren't?
Na: Will they finish things here?
F: Let's continue.
Yo: I'm attack again.
F: Magical Banana, start!
Yo: If you say "scary", I think "my old man".
Mu: If you say "my old man", I think "debt".
O: If you say "debt", I think "trouble".
F: No good! Murakami-san, out!
N: This one wasn't a good answer.
Mu: Why?
N: The "old man" from most standard families is not in debt.
F: Murakami-san, you should apologize to all the dads in the world.
N: They aren't all in debt.
F: Murakami-san, out.
We're down to Arashi and Kanjani's last remaining two. 1 on 1.
This will be the last game.
Starting from Yokoyama-kun. Magical Banana, start.
Yo: If you say "scary", I think "my old man".
O: If you say "old man", I think "hairy".
Yo: If you say "hairy", I think "gorilla".
O: If you say "gorilla", I think "good posture".
F: Why!?
Mu: A gorilla has bad posture!
F: Let's ask Matsumoto-san. Please explain this.
J: Let's ask him.
N: You talked about this recently too, didn't you?
F: What do you mean?
N: Everyone does impressions of gorillas, but...
Show them your impression.
F: If it really does have good posture, then...
N: Do the impression of the gorilla you saw recently.
See? They get it.
F: But the reaction from the crowd is positive.
N: They accepted it, so you can continue.
F: So within Arashi, you all know this?
J: When people picture a gorilla, they picture it moving, so it has bad posture.
But he was picturing a gorilla that doesn't move.
F: Ohno-san, okay, safe! Let's continue.
Because it had good posture!
Ma: We're "away" here! We're at a disadvantage. Let's try to win this.
Yo: The judges sure are so strict.
F: From Ohno-san. Magical Banana, start.
O: If you say "gorilla", I think "good posture".
Yo: If you say "good posture", I think "a model".
O: If you say "a model", I think "slim".
Yo: If you say "slim", I think "octopus".
F: Out!
R: What kind of a way is that to lose?
Mu: What kind of an ending is that?
F: There at the end...
N: Let's ask him!
F: There might be one. Like there are gorillas with good posture.
Na: Because he must have seen it somewhere.
F: Is there actually such a thing as a skinny octopus?
Su: You saw it didn't you? Show them!
Yo: I saw it at the aquarium when I went recently. There with the fish was an octopus like... No, right?
F: Out!
Na: He couldn't pull it off.
Yo: That's so frustrating.
F: So the winner is Ohno-san. And Team Arashi!
For the team that lost, there is a terrible punishment waiting for them.
Masked Johnnys, come on!
They'll beat the loser team into shape with the Argentina Back Breaker!
R: I've had enough! Enough!
Na: Four are acting as representatives, taking the attacks.
F: Finished!
Masked Johnnys, thank you very much!
Na: That was pretty bad. Thank you!
F: Then, Kanjani, please come to the front.
Yo: Wait!
F: What's wrong?
Yo: Wait a minute!
Na: What?
Yo: Everyone else did it sideways.
But mine did it with all his strength!
F: Facing upwards too.
N: Your eyes look awful!
Yo: He seriously did mine!
What WAS that?!
He really did it to me!!
F: I forgot to mention, but there are only four of the Masked Johnnys.
Su: You should have said that first.
F: There's no reason for it.
They will just randomly select four of you.
N: Then just run away.
Su: Say that before!
Yo: It's okay to run away?
Is there really a show like that on TV?
At least prepare 7 of them!!
Anno: The fatal confrontation between Arashi and Kanjani 2012 summer
F: Let's go on to the second point. Here it is!
"Concentration of Johnnys! Play nostalgic idol games!"
Maruyama-kun.
Ma: Sakurai-kun, rotate the set as if you were on the front cover of an idol magazine.
Yo: What do you want?
S: Rotate the set!
Anno: On this sweltering night, this is the second time the set has changed.
What appeared was the Johnny's holy land, Los Vegas, and the "'Out of Control Train' Quiz" set.
Yo: This is one of those variety things!
F: Ah, so you've seen it before?
Now I'll explain the rules. This is a quiz that you must answer with in the one minute time limit.
Above the contestant's heads is a balloon full of water where they must stay.
That's where you put your face out through.
Na: That balloon was pretty heavy. In other words, there's a lot of water in it.
J: That sucks.
F: If you're able to answer the quiz within one minute, the train will stop and you'll be safe.
If you can't, it will run out of control. There's a needle attached to it, so the balloon will burst.
Na: You'll get soaking wet.
Anno: The first round is an unexpected Mikeneko Holmes confrontation. Aiba VS Ohkura.
F: The first team up is Arashi. The contestant is Aiba-san.
J: You can do it.
N: Just stay calm.
F: Aiba-san, who do you feel in there?
A: Very worried.
F: Now, we'll reveal the problem.
"Name seven fruits with three lettters in under a minute."
J: You should be able to do it.
F: Within a minute.
A: In a minute?
F: You won't have time to think about it.
"Out of control locomotive", start!
A: Banana.
Strawberry.
Tangerine.
R: He's got plenty of time.
F: He's up to three.
J: There's plenty more.
A: Cherry.
F: That one won't count.
N: That was four.
A: Um, um...
F: It's gone around once.
Na: Think of three letters.
A: Right...
Pineapple.
F: It's about halfway now.
J: Hurry, hurry!
A: Grapes.
F: 30 seconds have past!
Two left.
A: Um...
Pear... no.
Apple.
J: The last one.
F: Will he make it?
A: Cherry... no
Um...
F: Not yet. Put that on there after it's gone around.
Here's the last round!
Don't give up!
A: Plum! Plum!
F: How is it?
Safe! Okay!
Oh: He answered plum.
N: It came out right at the end.
A: That was close!
F: Well done! You've stopped the runaway train. Congratulations!
Na: Great detective!
S: Opposite from his image, Aiba seems to be living a pretty fashionable life with pineapples and plums.
F: Next up is Kanjani 8's Team contestant, Ohkura-kun!
Here is the problem!
"Name 7 animals with three letters within a minute."
F: Let's begin. "Out of control locomotive", start!
Oh: Can I start?
F: Yes.
Oh: Giraffe.
Na: In a big voice.
Oh: A monkey.
F: Using "o" isn't allowed.
Oh: At a zoo, right?
Yo: Say stuff randomly!
Oh: Leopard.
F: Elephant isn't right.
Oh: Leopard.
Na: Leopard?
Ah! That has three letters.
Oh: Let me try saying a bunch.
Lion, tiger.
Yo: Think about going to a zoo.
F: 30 seconds have past.
Oh: At a zoo...
Elephant, horse.
"O"horse.
Mu: Do it properly!
There's still a lot left!
Oh: Baboon.
Orangutan.
A: This is bad.
Oh: Turtle.
Mu: Really?
F: This is the last round. Aiba-san, put the balloon down.
Na: You've only said two.
Oh: Camel.
Na: You still need four more.
Oh: Fish.
F: Fish is no good either.
The train is coming! It's out of control!
Ah! He got soaked!
Ohkura-kun, too bad.
Mu: What'd you say fish for?
F: Ohkura-san, too bad. How was it?
Oh: Because this is Las Vegas, I couldn't come up with anything.
Mu: You were getting TOO into it.
Anno: The second round is stoic Matsumoto VS the night owl Murakami.
F: The first contestant is Arashi Team's Matsumoto-san.
N: Go! Go!
Keep calm!
F: Let's reveal the quiz problem. Here it is.
"Name 7 fish names with three letters within a minute."
Let's begin! "Out of control locomotive", start!
J: Tuna.
F: Fast.
J: Kohada, conger eel.
Oh: The ones that come out in sushi.
J: Mackerel, horse mackerel.
Sea bream... no. What else?
Na: Eel is okay to list as a fish?
J: Salmon.
Na: Salmon?
J: Ah, never mind, that would be "sake".
What else? I don't know.
F: It's okay. They haven't sounded the buzzer.
Ah! Salmon isn't right.
J: Japanese eel.
F: 3 more.
J: What else?
N: There are more.
A: You can do it.
J: What else? Sanma!
Na: They just won't come out!
J: Amberjack.
F: After it passes, set the balloon down.
Mu: I'm putting it down.
Na: One more!
F: Too bad! The train will keep running out of control!
Na: He couldn't come up with it.
How could that have happened?
Mu: It wasn't expected at all.
All: It's "Wet Jun".
F: Every one will call him "wet Jun".
S: That's no good.
F: Matsumoto-san, they are all calling you "wet Jun".
J: I'm not in the least bit happy about it.
F: The contestant for Kanjani Team is Murakami.
Ma: Do your best!
Su: You're making a weird face.
F: To put it simply, if you fail here, Arashi will win. If you win, it'll be a tie.
N: I see.
Yo: But Hina, you can't lose. Definitely not.
Mu: Got it.
F: Here's the quiz problem for Murakami-san.
"Name 7 vegetables with three letters within a minute."
"Out of control locomotive", start!
Mu: Tomato, parsley, celery.
Watermelon.
Are enoki mushrooms okay?
Na: No, they're mushrooms.
Mu: Then so is shimeji.
Lettuce.
F: Two more!
Mu: Eggplant.
Su: One more!
Mu: Burdock.
F: The runaway train was stopped!
Na: That was so fast! An overwhelming victory.
F: It was still on it's second lap.
S: We just want him to say in there forever.
Mu: Why?
F: So that you can keep answering everything. With that face of yours.
That means that Arashi VS Kanjani 8 ends in a draw.
But we'd like to assign a victory or loss, so if a representative could come forward to rock, paper, scissors for it...
N: There isn't a Leader over there, is there?
Na: But for this rock, paper, scissors, we want you to do it with all your energy.
Get your spirit into it. Don't just do, 'janken pon'.
"First comes rock!"
With all your might. Who will be the winner, Arashi or Kanjani 8?
F: Go ahead! Please decide the winner!
Yo: First comes rock, janken pon!
F: Arashi has lost!
Na: Kanjani's victory!
F: So Kanjani is the winner of this game. And for the losers, Arashi... Masked Johnnys, come on!
N: No, no, no, no!
What?!
Ow, ow, ow!
F: This time, the Masked Johnnys' punishment is the Cobra Twist.
I wonder whose going to be eaten?
And Ninomiya-san, Matsumoto-san.
Finished! Masked Johnnys, thank you!
A: Ow!
F: Just who didn't get eaten?
Na: Ohno-san?
J: You're the one who lost in the first place.
Na: At this point, they are at 1 to 1.
N: Then let's hurry up and go on to the next one.
Yo: Wait! Somebody please mess with Murakami!
N: Let's go on.
Yo: Please mess with him.
It's made so that he can't get out of there.
N: The next game.
Yo: Do it already.
F: There's a rustling sound coming from behind you.
Mu: When am I ever going to get out of this thing?
J: Do you want to break the balloon? Do you?
Na: The timing just hasn't come yet.
F: That's dangerous. If you move the train around, it's dangerous.
Mu: You shouldn't do that.
J: What'll happen if we push it?
A: Will it still move?
Ah, it moved! It moved!
Mu: It stopped!
F: This really was a case when the train when out of control. Sorry about that.
Mu: I don't like getting wet so slowly like that.
Na: We're sorry.
F: Everyone, we'd like to go on to point three.
Na: This is where the competition will be decided.
F: Ah! But I'm sorry, a terrible cue card has just come out.
The scheduled recording time has already been passed. We're ending here!
Yo: Why?
Oh: Today's supposed to be a special.
Mu: We're supposed to have 90 minutes.
Staff: Music Lovers...
Mu: Can't we just have Music Lovers wait for a little bit?
Na: Music Lovers is already waiting for you.
J: Just how many hours do you need to give them to get the recording finished?!
Yo: Not again!
N: What was the last game?
Na: The last game was... what was it?
F: We had the last one ready. It was a butt sumo competition.
N: Whatever then!
F: Look! We actually did plan to do it!
Na: We called him here.
F: We got a proper sumo referee.
Na: This time, we'll just have to give him the performance fee and send him home.
F: It was our fault, after all.
Na: We're very sorry.
Yo: Wait! We'll do it!
Mu: It can't be helped.
F: No. You have to get to Music Lovers so we won't be able to decide a winner. It'll have to wait until next time!!
Mu: We'll come again.
J: You don't have to.
Yo: Then we'll see you again next year.
S: You don't have to come.
Did you have an announcement?
Mu: We do. We came so that we could say this.
S: No, it's okay. We've already finished.
Yo: Starting July 28th.
S: It's okay. You don't have to.
Yo: The "Eight Rangers" movie is out in theaters!
J: From today.
Mu: Ah, that's right. It's out today.
Yo: It has action, tears; it's fully loaded.
S: The skit you'd been doing in your concerts has become a movie, right?
Yo: Yes. It's a very interesting movie. Please head over to the theaters to see it.
S: It's about time to finish. To close, Leader Ohno will give you his words of gratitude... well, I don't know if he has anything to be grateful about.
O: Please keep doing your best.
Yo: No, no. Give us something with a little more love to it.
<3
Anno: The set noisily rotates again tonight.
What appeared was the set for "Magical Banana" from Nihon TV's legendary monster program with a highest rating of 31.6%, "Magical Brain Power!"
The legendary "Magical Banana" is a quiz game played by linking associated words according to a set rhythm.
It's the special quiz that is known as the pioneer for all other rhythm quiz games.
From right in the middle of the "Magical" generation, Arashi and Kanjani 8, the twelve of them will do "Magical Banana".
Na: By the way, for the team who loses, we have a painful punishment waiting for you.
N: I don't like things that hurt.
S: It's in teams, right?
Na: Yes.
F: Of course. It will be Arashi VS Kanjani 8. The team with the last remaining member is the winner.
J: This is the first game, right?
Yo: If we win, then we can change this to "Kanjani ni Shiyagare", right?
J: Then what are you going to do for us if we win?
Will you give up promoting "Eight Rangers"?
Kanjani: No way!
J: Because we'd be losing one of our shows.
Mu: If we lose that, then we won't have anything left.
F: We'll be starting from Aiba-san.
J: This guy is a disaster.
Mu: Hurry up.
Su: Hurry up and get over there.
Ma: Ah! Don't touch me!
F: That'll make you nervous, being next to Ninomiya-kun.
S: It doesn't matter who's next to him, but like Matsujun said, it's really hard being next to Aiba-kun.
Na: Eh~, it's Yokoyama-kun for now.
S: The answer for "If you say OO, I think OO" is something that only exists inside of Aiba-kun's head, so it's impossible to think of what the next word should be.
N: More than all of you are thinking, Aiba is very magical.
It's really bad over there.
F: Are you all ready?
Then let's begin, starting from Aiba-san.
Tape: "Magical Banana"
A: If you say "banana", I think "yellow".
Yo: If you say "yellow", I think "lemon".
J: If you say "lemon", I think "fresh".
Ya: If you say "fresh", I think "sashimi".
Oh: If you say "sashimi", I think "ocean".
S: If you say "ocean", I think "fish".
Mu: If you say "fish", I think "fishing".
O: If you say "fishing", I think "me".
R: If you say "me", I think "fishing".
Text: Repeating words isn't allow! Out!
F: Out! That's against the rules!
Yo: Why?!
R: Wait! Wait!
"Me" for Ohno-kun would be himself, but the "me" that I said, I didn't know if I should be saying something about myself or about Ohno-kun.
Su: He has an objection!
R: Should I have said it for myself?
F: Since "me" for Ohno-san didn't make the buzzer go off, then the problem must be sporadic.
Na: "Me" would apply to Ohno-kun, so "good at drawing"...
F: You can't change "me" to something else.
A: It's so difficult.
Na: If it goes "fishing", "me", "fishing", it would be stuck in a never-ending lope of Ohno-kun.
R: I see.
F: It's too bad, but you're out.
S: The ace we'd been expecting to do well...
Oh: He was too smart.
F: Are you ready? Let's begin from Ohno-san. Magical Banana start!
O: "Fishi-"
If you say "fishing", I think "me".
Su: If you say "me", I think "good at drawing".
N: If you say "good at drawing", I think "artist".
Ma: If you say "artist", I think "beret hat".
A: If you say "beret hat", I think "wear".
Yo: If you say "wear", I think "hairpiece".
J: If you say "hairpiece", I think "skit".
Ya: If you say "skit", I think "Kanjani 8".
Oh: If you say "Kanjani 8", I think "Johnnys".
S: If you say "Johnnys", I think "Arashi".
Mu: If you say "Arashi", I think "good at singing".
O: If you say "good at singing", I think "Higashiyama-san".
Su: If you say "Higashiyama-san", I think "muscly".
N: If you say "muscly", I think "body builder".
Ma: If you say "body builder", I think "my dad".
A: If you say "my dad", I think "I don't know!".
I don't know!!
Su: He penetrated through their guard!
N: Well, yeah.
Na: This is an amazing attack!
Mu: This is about his parents.
It's a magical miracle.
Ma: Because he's really muscly.
N: It's even a topic we talk about among ourselves.
S: Even for Johnnys, this is common knowledge.
F: So this is something he should know about?
N: Yes.
Na: But Aiba-san has to come up with some other information on him, right?
A: Like what? What does he like?
Ma: My dad's a taiko drum maker.
A: Like I would know that!
Na: I think that was a fabulous attack.
F: Let's continue from Maruyama-san.
Magical Banana, start!
Ma: If you say "body builder", I think "my dad".
Yo: If you say "my dad", I think "likes alcohol".
J: If you say "likes alcohol", I think "afternoon".
Ya: If you say "afternoon", I think "TV".
Oh: If you say "TV", I think "Arashi ni Shiyagare".
S: If you say "Arashi ni Shiyagare", I think "Nihon TV".
Mu: If you say "Nihon TV", I think "24 HR TV".
O: If you say "24 HR TV", I think "us" (Arashi).
Su: If you say "us", I think "5 people".
N: If you say "5 people", I think "Tokio".
Ma: If you say "Tokio", I think "band".
Yo: If you say "band", I think "Kanjani 8".
J: If you say "Kanjani 8", I think "7 people".
Ya: If you say "7 people", I think "rainbow".
Oh: Rainbow?
F: Out!
Mu: A rainbow would be 7 colors.
F: Yasuda-kun.
Ya: Yes?
F: 7 people equals rainbow. This is out, isn't it?
Ya: Is that so?
Na: Yasuda-san. You're probably the weakest player at "Magical Brain Power!"
F: I'm surprised you lasted so long.
Na: Every time, his voice was shaking.
Ya: For now, I'll step now.
F: Please do. At this point, Kanjani is down 2 people. Arashi, 1.
Let's continue from Matsumoto-san.
Magical Banana, start!
J: If you say "Kanjani 8", I think "7 people".
Oh: If you say "7 people", I think "Seven Samurai".
S: If you say "Seven Samurai", I think "sword".
Mu: If you say "sword", I think "armor".
O: If you say "armor", I think "invincible".
Su: If you say "invincible", I think "Who?"
F: Out!
Su: Who's invincible?
Is there really something like that?
F: If you say "invincible", I think "hero".
Na: But the 'If you say "armor", I think "invincible", don't you think it's a bit too childish?
F: Ohno-san is barely safe.
Na: But it is your own personal opinion though.
S: He's our team's assassin.
From the start, he's used "me", "us", "invincible".
N: It's scary being next to him.
Mu: From this spot, it suddenly becomes more abstract.
N: You did well getting it around past that point.
F: According to the numbers, they've lined up 4 to 4.
Na: They're even now.
F: They are.
Oh: We've been losing too much.
Mu: We have.
F: Let's continue from Ohno-san.
Magical Banana, start!
O: If you say "armor", I think "invincible".
N: If you say "invincible", I think "hero".
Ma: If you say "hero", I think "fly in the sky".
Yo: If you say "fly in the sky", I think "Anpanman".
J: If you say "Anpanman", I think "bread".
Oh: If you say "bread", I think "cream-filled bread".
S: If you say "cream-filled bread", I think "sweet".
Mu: If you say "sweet", I think "chocolate".
O: If you say "chocolate", I think "brown".
N: If you say "brown", I think "bricks".
Ma: If you say "bricks", I think "pile things up".
Yo: If you say "pile things up", I think "sand hill".
J: If you say "sand hill", I think "children".
Oh: If you say "children", I think "park".
S: If you say "park", I think "horizontal bar".
Mu: If you say "horizontal bar", I think "silver".
O: If you say "silver", I think "silver medal".
N: If you say "silver medal", I think "second place".
Ma: If you say "second place", I think "first place".
F: Out!
N: You shouldn't be doing "bring it on"!
F: It's not "bring it on"!
Na: It's over!
No, Maruyama-san! Maruyama-san!
F: It's definitely not "bring it on".
Na: It's not "come on".
F: It's already over.
Maruyama-san, hurry up and get off the stand.
Number wise, Arashi's turned the tables.
Na: Amazing.
F: This is turning into a good competition.
Let's continue from Ninomiya-san.
Magical Banana, start!
N: If you say "silver medal", I think "second place".
Yo: If you say "second place", I think "close".
J: If you say "close", I think "win by a nose".
Oh: "Win by a nose"?
F: Out!
Na: "Win by a nose".
Oh: "By a nose"?
Na: Like in horse racing, at the end they lose by only a narrow margin, by the nose.
F: What's wrong?
N: From your nose? Really?! Right then?!
Mu: Because you kept teasing him about it, he suddenly started to feel unwell.
Oh: The damage was really big.
F: This was a very nice word, Matsumoto-san.
Related to horse racing.
Na: He's starting to add a bit of knowledge to the game.
Not knowing the word is the most embarrassing way to make a mistake.
Oh: It's frustrating.
F: Murakami-san, Kanjani is down to the last two.
Mu: This is pretty bad.
And all that's left is the two that won't do much good.
Yo: Not good.
Na: We'd like to see you overtake them again.
F: Let's continue.
Magical Banana, start!
J: If you say "close", I think "win by a nose".
S: If you say "win by a nose", I think "horse".
Mu: If you say "horse", I think "horse racing".
O: If you say "horse racing", I think "gambling".
N: If you say "gambling", I think...
F: Nino, out!
N: What goes with "gambling"?
Na: Like, roulette.
N: A casino!
Na: You can use other forms of "kakeru" too.
F: There are 5 contestants left.
Magical Banana, start!
O: If you say "horse racing", I think "gambling".
Yo: If you say "times", I think "multiplication".
*Translator's Note: Yokoyama change the meaning of "kakeru" by picking a different meaning from a word that sounds the same in Japanese.
J: If you say "multiplication", I think "numbers".
S: If you say "numbers", I think "register".
Mu: If you say "register", I think "calculations".
O: If you say "calculations", I think "abacus".
Yo: If you say "abacus", I think "calculator".
J: If you say "calculator", I think...
F: Matsujun!
Na: And there, Matsumoto-san is out!
But now-
F: It's 2 VS 2.
Yo: I'm gonna win!
Na: Who'll win? Arashi or Kanjani?
F: Let's continue from Yokoyama.
Magical Banana, start!
Yo: If you say "abacus", I think "calculator".
S: If you say "calculator", I think "splitting the cost".
Mu: If you say "splitting the cost", I think "group dates".
O: If you say "group dates", I think "men and women".
Yo: If you say "men and women", I think "bath".
S: If you say "bath", I think "hot water".
Mu: If you say "hot water", I think "water".
O: If you say "water", I think "cold water".
Yo: If you say "cold water", I think "cold".
S: If you say "cold", I think "shaved ice".
Mu: If you say "shaved ice", I think "summer".
O: If you say "summer", I think "cicada".
Yo:If you say "cicada", I think "Oriental cicada".
S: If you say "Oriental cicada", I think "noisy".
Mu: If you say "noisy", I think "noise pollution".
O: Eh?
Mu: Noise pollution.
F: Out!
Na: Too bad.
F: What happened?
N: What? What?
O: I heard "souun". I was thinking, "What's that?!"
Na: It was "souon".
F: Ah, you didn't catch the word.
O: Yes.
Na: Noise pollution is the number one thing that should be making it to your ears.
Yo: That's true.
Na: What should we do? Since he couldn't hear it.
Mu: Start from "noise pollution"?
F: Start over one more time.
Na: From "noise pollution".
Mu: But "noise pollution" was a good attack.
F: Magical Banana, start!
Mu: If you say "noisy", I think "noise pollution".
O: If you say "noise pollution", I think "concert".
Yo: If you say "concert", I think "Johnnys".
S: If you say "Johhnys", I think "dance".
Mu: If you say "dance", I think "a dance".
O: If you say "a dance", I think "a turn".
Yo: If you say "a turn", I think "merry-go-round".
S: If you say "merry-go-round", I think "amusement park".
Mu: If you say "amusement park", I think "haunted house".
O: If you say "haunted house", I think "scary".
Yo: If you say "scary", I think "my old man".
S: If you say "my old man"...
Na: And here!
Oh: He threw that out there.
F: Sho-san!
Na: Even though you came this far easily.
F: Sho-san, there are a lot of "old mans" to choose from.
S: I came up with "lightning".
Na: "Old Man Lightning" would have been fine.
F: Kanjani have turned things around. 2 to 1.
Na: He was getting too excited!
N: You're being too weird!
Yo: He gets like this sometimes.
F: Where they seem level-headed but aren't?
Na: Will they finish things here?
F: Let's continue.
Yo: I'm attack again.
F: Magical Banana, start!
Yo: If you say "scary", I think "my old man".
Mu: If you say "my old man", I think "debt".
O: If you say "debt", I think "trouble".
F: No good! Murakami-san, out!
N: This one wasn't a good answer.
Mu: Why?
N: The "old man" from most standard families is not in debt.
F: Murakami-san, you should apologize to all the dads in the world.
N: They aren't all in debt.
F: Murakami-san, out.
We're down to Arashi and Kanjani's last remaining two. 1 on 1.
This will be the last game.
Starting from Yokoyama-kun. Magical Banana, start.
Yo: If you say "scary", I think "my old man".
O: If you say "old man", I think "hairy".
Yo: If you say "hairy", I think "gorilla".
O: If you say "gorilla", I think "good posture".
F: Why!?
Mu: A gorilla has bad posture!
F: Let's ask Matsumoto-san. Please explain this.
J: Let's ask him.
N: You talked about this recently too, didn't you?
F: What do you mean?
N: Everyone does impressions of gorillas, but...
Show them your impression.
F: If it really does have good posture, then...
N: Do the impression of the gorilla you saw recently.
See? They get it.
F: But the reaction from the crowd is positive.
N: They accepted it, so you can continue.
F: So within Arashi, you all know this?
J: When people picture a gorilla, they picture it moving, so it has bad posture.
But he was picturing a gorilla that doesn't move.
F: Ohno-san, okay, safe! Let's continue.
Because it had good posture!
Ma: We're "away" here! We're at a disadvantage. Let's try to win this.
Yo: The judges sure are so strict.
F: From Ohno-san. Magical Banana, start.
O: If you say "gorilla", I think "good posture".
Yo: If you say "good posture", I think "a model".
O: If you say "a model", I think "slim".
Yo: If you say "slim", I think "octopus".
F: Out!
R: What kind of a way is that to lose?
Mu: What kind of an ending is that?
F: There at the end...
N: Let's ask him!
F: There might be one. Like there are gorillas with good posture.
Na: Because he must have seen it somewhere.
F: Is there actually such a thing as a skinny octopus?
Su: You saw it didn't you? Show them!
Yo: I saw it at the aquarium when I went recently. There with the fish was an octopus like... No, right?
F: Out!
Na: He couldn't pull it off.
Yo: That's so frustrating.
F: So the winner is Ohno-san. And Team Arashi!
For the team that lost, there is a terrible punishment waiting for them.
Masked Johnnys, come on!
They'll beat the loser team into shape with the Argentina Back Breaker!
R: I've had enough! Enough!
Na: Four are acting as representatives, taking the attacks.
F: Finished!
Masked Johnnys, thank you very much!
Na: That was pretty bad. Thank you!
F: Then, Kanjani, please come to the front.
Yo: Wait!
F: What's wrong?
Yo: Wait a minute!
Na: What?
Yo: Everyone else did it sideways.
But mine did it with all his strength!
F: Facing upwards too.
N: Your eyes look awful!
Yo: He seriously did mine!
What WAS that?!
He really did it to me!!
F: I forgot to mention, but there are only four of the Masked Johnnys.
Su: You should have said that first.
F: There's no reason for it.
They will just randomly select four of you.
N: Then just run away.
Su: Say that before!
Yo: It's okay to run away?
Is there really a show like that on TV?
At least prepare 7 of them!!
Anno: The fatal confrontation between Arashi and Kanjani 2012 summer
F: Let's go on to the second point. Here it is!
"Concentration of Johnnys! Play nostalgic idol games!"
Maruyama-kun.
Ma: Sakurai-kun, rotate the set as if you were on the front cover of an idol magazine.
Yo: What do you want?
S: Rotate the set!
Anno: On this sweltering night, this is the second time the set has changed.
What appeared was the Johnny's holy land, Los Vegas, and the "'Out of Control Train' Quiz" set.
Yo: This is one of those variety things!
F: Ah, so you've seen it before?
Now I'll explain the rules. This is a quiz that you must answer with in the one minute time limit.
Above the contestant's heads is a balloon full of water where they must stay.
That's where you put your face out through.
Na: That balloon was pretty heavy. In other words, there's a lot of water in it.
J: That sucks.
F: If you're able to answer the quiz within one minute, the train will stop and you'll be safe.
If you can't, it will run out of control. There's a needle attached to it, so the balloon will burst.
Na: You'll get soaking wet.
Anno: The first round is an unexpected Mikeneko Holmes confrontation. Aiba VS Ohkura.
F: The first team up is Arashi. The contestant is Aiba-san.
J: You can do it.
N: Just stay calm.
F: Aiba-san, who do you feel in there?
A: Very worried.
F: Now, we'll reveal the problem.
"Name seven fruits with three lettters in under a minute."
J: You should be able to do it.
F: Within a minute.
A: In a minute?
F: You won't have time to think about it.
"Out of control locomotive", start!
A: Banana.
Strawberry.
Tangerine.
R: He's got plenty of time.
F: He's up to three.
J: There's plenty more.
A: Cherry.
F: That one won't count.
N: That was four.
A: Um, um...
F: It's gone around once.
Na: Think of three letters.
A: Right...
Pineapple.
F: It's about halfway now.
J: Hurry, hurry!
A: Grapes.
F: 30 seconds have past!
Two left.
A: Um...
Pear... no.
Apple.
J: The last one.
F: Will he make it?
A: Cherry... no
Um...
F: Not yet. Put that on there after it's gone around.
Here's the last round!
Don't give up!
A: Plum! Plum!
F: How is it?
Safe! Okay!
Oh: He answered plum.
N: It came out right at the end.
A: That was close!
F: Well done! You've stopped the runaway train. Congratulations!
Na: Great detective!
S: Opposite from his image, Aiba seems to be living a pretty fashionable life with pineapples and plums.
F: Next up is Kanjani 8's Team contestant, Ohkura-kun!
Here is the problem!
"Name 7 animals with three letters within a minute."
F: Let's begin. "Out of control locomotive", start!
Oh: Can I start?
F: Yes.
Oh: Giraffe.
Na: In a big voice.
Oh: A monkey.
F: Using "o" isn't allowed.
Oh: At a zoo, right?
Yo: Say stuff randomly!
Oh: Leopard.
F: Elephant isn't right.
Oh: Leopard.
Na: Leopard?
Ah! That has three letters.
Oh: Let me try saying a bunch.
Lion, tiger.
Yo: Think about going to a zoo.
F: 30 seconds have past.
Oh: At a zoo...
Elephant, horse.
"O"horse.
Mu: Do it properly!
There's still a lot left!
Oh: Baboon.
Orangutan.
A: This is bad.
Oh: Turtle.
Mu: Really?
F: This is the last round. Aiba-san, put the balloon down.
Na: You've only said two.
Oh: Camel.
Na: You still need four more.
Oh: Fish.
F: Fish is no good either.
The train is coming! It's out of control!
Ah! He got soaked!
Ohkura-kun, too bad.
Mu: What'd you say fish for?
F: Ohkura-san, too bad. How was it?
Oh: Because this is Las Vegas, I couldn't come up with anything.
Mu: You were getting TOO into it.
Anno: The second round is stoic Matsumoto VS the night owl Murakami.
F: The first contestant is Arashi Team's Matsumoto-san.
N: Go! Go!
Keep calm!
F: Let's reveal the quiz problem. Here it is.
"Name 7 fish names with three letters within a minute."
Let's begin! "Out of control locomotive", start!
J: Tuna.
F: Fast.
J: Kohada, conger eel.
Oh: The ones that come out in sushi.
J: Mackerel, horse mackerel.
Sea bream... no. What else?
Na: Eel is okay to list as a fish?
J: Salmon.
Na: Salmon?
J: Ah, never mind, that would be "sake".
What else? I don't know.
F: It's okay. They haven't sounded the buzzer.
Ah! Salmon isn't right.
J: Japanese eel.
F: 3 more.
J: What else?
N: There are more.
A: You can do it.
J: What else? Sanma!
Na: They just won't come out!
J: Amberjack.
F: After it passes, set the balloon down.
Mu: I'm putting it down.
Na: One more!
F: Too bad! The train will keep running out of control!
Na: He couldn't come up with it.
How could that have happened?
Mu: It wasn't expected at all.
All: It's "Wet Jun".
F: Every one will call him "wet Jun".
S: That's no good.
F: Matsumoto-san, they are all calling you "wet Jun".
J: I'm not in the least bit happy about it.
F: The contestant for Kanjani Team is Murakami.
Ma: Do your best!
Su: You're making a weird face.
F: To put it simply, if you fail here, Arashi will win. If you win, it'll be a tie.
N: I see.
Yo: But Hina, you can't lose. Definitely not.
Mu: Got it.
F: Here's the quiz problem for Murakami-san.
"Name 7 vegetables with three letters within a minute."
"Out of control locomotive", start!
Mu: Tomato, parsley, celery.
Watermelon.
Are enoki mushrooms okay?
Na: No, they're mushrooms.
Mu: Then so is shimeji.
Lettuce.
F: Two more!
Mu: Eggplant.
Su: One more!
Mu: Burdock.
F: The runaway train was stopped!
Na: That was so fast! An overwhelming victory.
F: It was still on it's second lap.
S: We just want him to say in there forever.
Mu: Why?
F: So that you can keep answering everything. With that face of yours.
That means that Arashi VS Kanjani 8 ends in a draw.
But we'd like to assign a victory or loss, so if a representative could come forward to rock, paper, scissors for it...
N: There isn't a Leader over there, is there?
Na: But for this rock, paper, scissors, we want you to do it with all your energy.
Get your spirit into it. Don't just do, 'janken pon'.
"First comes rock!"
With all your might. Who will be the winner, Arashi or Kanjani 8?
F: Go ahead! Please decide the winner!
Yo: First comes rock, janken pon!
F: Arashi has lost!
Na: Kanjani's victory!
F: So Kanjani is the winner of this game. And for the losers, Arashi... Masked Johnnys, come on!
N: No, no, no, no!
What?!
Ow, ow, ow!
F: This time, the Masked Johnnys' punishment is the Cobra Twist.
I wonder whose going to be eaten?
And Ninomiya-san, Matsumoto-san.
Finished! Masked Johnnys, thank you!
A: Ow!
F: Just who didn't get eaten?
Na: Ohno-san?
J: You're the one who lost in the first place.
Na: At this point, they are at 1 to 1.
N: Then let's hurry up and go on to the next one.
Yo: Wait! Somebody please mess with Murakami!
N: Let's go on.
Yo: Please mess with him.
It's made so that he can't get out of there.
N: The next game.
Yo: Do it already.
F: There's a rustling sound coming from behind you.
Mu: When am I ever going to get out of this thing?
J: Do you want to break the balloon? Do you?
Na: The timing just hasn't come yet.
F: That's dangerous. If you move the train around, it's dangerous.
Mu: You shouldn't do that.
J: What'll happen if we push it?
A: Will it still move?
Ah, it moved! It moved!
Mu: It stopped!
F: This really was a case when the train when out of control. Sorry about that.
Mu: I don't like getting wet so slowly like that.
Na: We're sorry.
F: Everyone, we'd like to go on to point three.
Na: This is where the competition will be decided.
F: Ah! But I'm sorry, a terrible cue card has just come out.
The scheduled recording time has already been passed. We're ending here!
Yo: Why?
Oh: Today's supposed to be a special.
Mu: We're supposed to have 90 minutes.
Staff: Music Lovers...
Mu: Can't we just have Music Lovers wait for a little bit?
Na: Music Lovers is already waiting for you.
J: Just how many hours do you need to give them to get the recording finished?!
Yo: Not again!
N: What was the last game?
Na: The last game was... what was it?
F: We had the last one ready. It was a butt sumo competition.
N: Whatever then!
F: Look! We actually did plan to do it!
Na: We called him here.
F: We got a proper sumo referee.
Na: This time, we'll just have to give him the performance fee and send him home.
F: It was our fault, after all.
Na: We're very sorry.
Yo: Wait! We'll do it!
Mu: It can't be helped.
F: No. You have to get to Music Lovers so we won't be able to decide a winner. It'll have to wait until next time!!
Mu: We'll come again.
J: You don't have to.
Yo: Then we'll see you again next year.
S: You don't have to come.
Did you have an announcement?
Mu: We do. We came so that we could say this.
S: No, it's okay. We've already finished.
Yo: Starting July 28th.
S: It's okay. You don't have to.
Yo: The "Eight Rangers" movie is out in theaters!
J: From today.
Mu: Ah, that's right. It's out today.
Yo: It has action, tears; it's fully loaded.
S: The skit you'd been doing in your concerts has become a movie, right?
Yo: Yes. It's a very interesting movie. Please head over to the theaters to see it.
S: It's about time to finish. To close, Leader Ohno will give you his words of gratitude... well, I don't know if he has anything to be grateful about.
O: Please keep doing your best.
Yo: No, no. Give us something with a little more love to it.
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