From now on it will all be different

[yattaboe]

When I next emerge, 48 hours later from my anesthetic chrysalis, I fully expect to be cyborgian - though it is not yet certain whether with transformation will consist of bionic superhuman enhancement or covert, cutting-edge surveillance technology meant to monitor my every subversive move.

Comments

[veazey21]

I'd just settle for being an Adrienne Barbeau-bot with a chainsaw for a hand and one of Handel's hands for the other hand.

[yattaboe]

Nice. All I can assess so far is that I am neither a tiger-bot, nor have I broken the 5'3 barrier.

[veazey21]

I'm always so glad when other people get the obscure joke. Unfortunately, I think it might just encourage me to continue making obscure jokes around people who won't get them.

Oh, well. Their loss.