When I next emerge, 48 hours later from my anesthetic chrysalis, I fully expect to be cyborgian - though it is not yet certain whether with transformation will consist of bionic superhuman enhancement or covert, cutting-edge surveillance technology meant to monitor my every subversive move.
I had a dream last night that I was a dinosaur. Some people thought I was dangerous but I wasn't. I started to make friends but then I got attacked with poisoned claws that messed up my ears. Thanks a lot guys.