Last night I cut myself while shaving in the shower in the most vital of areas.

I'm generally pretty careful, and although this wasn't the first time I've done this, it was the most frightening moment of my life.

Before I get to my main point of this entry, I want to make a quick list of things I saw this past weekend. I can assure you all that it definitely puts your weekend to shame. Here we go ( Read more... )

Annette's been lying to me for the better part of two years. She never ever told me that she plays the xylophone in the school band. Apparently, she's a little ashamed ( Read more... )

So Annette and Rachael baked me cupcakes which was awesome and made me feel happy. They offered me $21 if I ate 21 cupcakes in a row and I said no, naturally, since I'm not a gluttonous slob and unlike Annette I don't stuff my face with cream cheese and pudding every chance I get. I didn't really think anything of it until Annette called me out ( Read more... )

So last night I had the most frightening dream I can remember in recent years. I seriously woke up scared for my life and I couldn't get back to sleep. Really really bad stuff. Here's what happened ( Read more... )

So I've decided to make this journal for one simple reason: To bring the awesome joy of my life to other people. I've always thought Live Journals were silly because journals are generally supposed to be private things, but I've recently done some things that I thought should be shared with everybody, especially since I could use some advice and ( Read more... )