So there's a cemetary at the end of my street. I thought it would nice to jog in, and it is! I ran about two miles in it yesterday and shit was dope. Deer were hanging out checking out my shit. Robins and Mockingbirds were flying all over. Totally sweet ( Read more... )

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Annette missed out on 90s american radio. She's never heard Soul Asylum or Spacehog.

She cried when she saw the Backstreet Boys. Apparantly she was "overwhelmed" by sight.

In communist russia, car drives you!

Today I ate too many raviolis.

Tooooo many raviolis.

Upon telling others of my new bed, I end up with this conversation ( Read more... )

I got a new bed today ( Read more... )

Last night in the shower I started reading the conditioner bottle while I was washing my hair and apparantly you're supposed to let the conditioner sit on your head for a few minutes before you rinse it out. So, with my newfound knowledge I let that stuff soak into my hair and lo-and-behold, it did wonders for my glorious mane. I was so excited ( Read more... )

A lady friend of mine told me that I have restored her faith and respect in men. ME! I did it! Fuck the rest of you guys. I'm the awesome one ( Read more... )

As I've said, I am a 22 year old man. This past friday, for the first time in my life I had my hair cut by a professional hair cutting person. For the past 22 years I've either cut it myself or my dad cut it in the kitchen. Here's a photographis essay for your enjoyment!

They washed my hair for me!

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Are you a lady? Did we do it? Did you leave a somewhat sexy silk shirt from J Crew at my house after I did it with you? If you answered yes to these questions, I have found said shirt on my bedroom floor and you may now claim it. KTHX!