TOTALLY Not my fault!

[yay_unicorns]

SERIOUSLY, it's SO not my fault. So, Carmen's taking me through the hallowed halls of books (WHY isn't the Multi Fandom Library of Everything on COMPUTER?!) on my way back from that research I needed to do (YEE!), when one of THESE little things comes out of NOWHERE.

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[eyesocketparty]

YOU FOUND A MOUSE DROID? Why didn't you send it to me? Man, I miss out on all the cool stuff when I'm working :(

[yay_unicorns]

Xander, we have bigger things to worry about. My Heart Is BEATING.

[eyesocketparty]

Again? You're reverting to being a Cordette are you? Because I can't re-live high school all over again. I JUST CAN'T!!!

[yay_unicorns]

My HEART. is BEATING. Xander, this is an EMERGENCY I'm getTING OLD!!!!

[yuki_n]

[yay_unicorns]

I. Know. I was being careful! I made it to the section I needed, and I did all my research. It's that STUPID MOUSE DROID THINGIE. I'm a VAMPIRE, I'm not CLAIRVOYANT, how was I supposed to avoid something coming up under my feet?!?!?!

[yuki_n]

[yay_unicorns]

Don't give me those finger tappies, even Carmen wasn't able to avoid that stupid little zippy thing. IT CAME FROM BEHIND AND BELOW. It is SO not my fault.

[ihaveasoul]

THERE IS THE OOPSY DAISY RIGHT THERE!!!!

[yay_unicorns]

SO NOT MY FAULT!!!!!

[ihaveasoul]

YES IT IS.

[yay_unicorns]

IT IS NOT! YOU TRY MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS BEING CAREFUL AND THIS thing KNOCKES YOU OVER!

[ihaveasoul]

You're fired.

[yay_unicorns]

No I'm not. You can't reach stuff, Puppet Man.

[ihaveasoul]

I CAN TOO REACH STUFF!

I HAVE A CHAIR.

[yay_unicorns]

NO YOU DON'T, Bobby broke it.

[ihaveasoul]

And I hate you.

[yay_unicorns]

Fine, I hate you too. See if I ever go above and beyond the call of duty again for this job. MY HEART IS BEATING. this is A SERIOUS PROBLEM.

[ihaveasoul]

I'M MADE OF FELT AND MY NOSE COMES OFF! I think I'm in a worse state right now!

[yay_unicorns]

AT LEAST YOU AREN'T AGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!