Yes, we named our family dog after a penis, or the future King of England, or the whale. It's really whatever way you wish to portray our crazy family. However, Willy died of cancer yesterday at the age of thirteen. :( He was the best dog I ever had. Huge English Springer Spaniel that would on a weekly basis drag my face across the backyard in glee ( Read more... )

I probably have a permanent job by the end of the week. But they're stringing me along as a temp for as long as possible in order to emphasize the dick factor. Said goodbye to what once was a friend on Tuesday. . . that was bad, gave Aqua a second chance on Thursday. . . . that was also bad. He still really is quite weird. He has this laugh that ( Read more... )

I'm sorry for whoever found out I was taken to the emergency room last night and scared the crap out of people. It was an accident.

This may be one of my most shallow and observant entries ever. Therefore, it is completely necessary. Especially since I just spent the past four hours with my Uncle Dick and Aunt Gina. Also, I haven't had the time or energy to even tell anyone this yet ( Read more... )

I had the most fucked up dream last night and have to post it in its glory before I forget it ( Read more... )

I'm so sick of continuously being disappointed. It's come to the point where it's just a continuous series of let-downs that I cannot feasibly take anymore. From people being assholes, and or disappearing from my life, to waking up alone and trying to convince as many people as possible to give me work that will pay me some form of preferably money ( Read more... )

Guess who won the contest? NO ONE. I DID. All of the agencies suck and I found a job on my own ( Read more... )

Solomon Page Group is winning by a landslide. They have unofficially become my new fav temp-perm/perm employment agency. A couple are very close though. . . . but I'll leave them to duke it out with the King leading the pack. Come on people this is a CONTEST! I've become much more verbal and impatient in the past few weeks out of my necessity to ( Read more... )

You know what's awesome? Me. You know what else is awesome? Being asked to work for the Annual Director Guild's Meeting. My jobs are getting more and more random with every passing day. Can't complain. Everyone was there, including Woody Allen and Steven Soderberg. I'm horrible at recognizing people and names. Although, I doubt Spielberg dropped by ( Read more... )

I get to be on the CBS early morning news show tomorrow to help promote Nasal allergy spray. This is one of my spur of the moment temp jobs. . . . . . My line though is: “We’re here to tell you to visit outandaboutwithallergies.com to get a free Zagat guide and learn more about allergies.” Except if I ever get to say that line, being six am, I plan ( Read more... )