I don't have cancer. Good news. Have some health issues. Bad news. Everything is resolvable. I just have to take better care of myself. Anyway, depressed because someone that didn't really deserve to get fired in our law firm did last week. Also, life is complicated and I make ridiculous choices. But going to Atlantic City later this week for my ( Read more... )

I guess when you have something eating at you, you have to find a way to use it ( Read more... )

Home from work. Sick as a dog. THANKS JESUS. happy easter to you too. This is the first paid sick day ive ever had or taken. lame. My sister's cancer ended up being worse than we thought and now shes undergoing chemo therapy. I wish i had a dog. Thelma and Louise is fanfuckingtastic. But the censored version is not. :c Also, erin's sookie ( Read more... )

My sister has cancer. She just found out two weeks ago. Sad. Very sad news. I have faith itll be ok though. Shes stronger and more determined than i am. Or alot of people. Working for a law firm now. Lawyers are delicious. I like making tabs for them. Americas Next Top Model marathons on tv are also dangerous. I need to get back to my quickly ( Read more... )

I rode a mechanical bull. But I only lasted two and a half seconds. . .. . maybe. Also, I lost my mittens and sweater. And I’m in love with guitar hero. Otherwise, I started a new temp job. I’m a professional filing assistant in health care. Please kill me. Granted, I’m happy I’m working because all of the temp agencies are giving away spots to ( Read more... )

I love Swedish Men. Happy almost Santa Lucia Day. I also love that Britney Spears loves cheese grits. LOVE. Brit, don't be sad. We know. It's okay. Sometimes I run, sometimes I cry, sometimes I'm scared of you. Literally.

I just restored this from a saved rough draft. It said "A man in his late fifties. . . . " I wonder what I was going to write. It must have been from months ago ( Read more... )

Next day:

I just nearly died because my AmEx supervisor just asked what I was listening to and I responded back with "The 1812 Overture!" And her response was: "Ohhhh. . . yeah I once tapped danced to that!" And it took all will power for me not to die. I really hope she tapped danced through the cannons and explosions in the end.

For the past ten minutes I've been trying to recover after bringing myself to tears of laughter and spitting coffee up everywhere over The 1812 Overture. I could not stop laughing to save my life and the other temp here probably, no, definitely thinks I'm crazy. Otherwise, birthday was fine. I got a package Saturday morning from my parents. Which ( Read more... )

I'm having a complete emotional breakdown. I just feel depressed. Completely depressed. I know it's wrong and I'm supposed to suck it up and be all positive and optimistic. But yeah- i just fucking can't ( Read more... )