1) Open Google.com
2) Type: "[Your Name] needs"
3) Tap the enter key
4) List the first 10 results

1 "Eva needs sex lessons"   Um...maybe. Who's offering?
2 "Eva needs a vacation"  Yes.
3 "Eva needs some taller heels" Probably.
4 "Eva needs to lay off the makeup" Excuse me???
5 "Eva needs great water!" What does that mean?
6 "Eva needs home comforts for ( Read more... )

2009...time to shake shit up!
Here's the deal. I have been saving over the past year.
End of February: I will be giving my 2 months notice to my cleaning job (because it's the decent thing to do so they can get someone else trained).
I will work March and April. In the beginning of May I'm going to drive around the United States. I don't know how ( Read more... )

I cut off all my hair. It was just too much to deal with. I like it- tenatively! I'm hoping I look more Sophia Loren and less lesbian. Not that there's anything wrong with lesbians. Hopefully I'll get some photoez up on the Facebook soon.   

Ok, so after my last post, somehow I got onto youtube. I find this very interesting, how shit on the internet connects: what comes up? What do I choose to click on? It's like a choose your own adventure book ( Read more... )

Whoop! Here I am, rock you like a hurricane.
So, I keep getting mystery texts from people, which is lame. I never transferred my numbers over from my last phone because I would have to go to the corporate store to do so, and I can't see them because the screen is broken (got ran over by a truck, in case you do not recall).
So if you text me, I may ( Read more... )

Ok, here we are, 2009 and there's a smoking ban. Weird ( Read more... )

I'm going to jump on the posting bandwagon. Is this sudden prolifigacy in posting due to the snow ( Read more... )

I've been fucking around on my guitar a lot more lately. I miss my band. Anyone wanna get together and write dumb songs about awesome stuff?

So I got out of my car Friday night. My phone fell out of my pocket into 28th, and a truck ran over it. So I took it to Cricket Saturday, and an old phone I had to try and transfer it. And the dude was like, nope, can't do it. I had to buy a new phone, and the cheapest was $100. And I was like, can you at least transfer the numbers over? And he was ( Read more... )

My silly co worker hurt herself and I have to work today. Lame lame lame. Til 2. Bye bye Saturday. And of course next week is crazy cause everybody wants their house cleaned. As will the next week, and on and on until the Yule ( Read more... )