Does anyone post here anymore, or even check?

This is sad.

I hate Liz Phair. But I love this song. It's constantly stuck in my head. Especially right now. I can't even really think of any other words besides these.

Stuck on an Island

When I was young
I crashed the car
I tried to bend it back into shape
With a rake for a crowbar
I wasn't dumb
But I was so naive
I saw the signs
But I didn't believe them
Now it's dark
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I think everyone's having a crisis right now. Was talking it over with Floofie and so many people have graduated and been like, NOW WHAT ( Read more... )

Quaker "True Delights" granola bars. Despite the kind of weird name (I just kept thinking of True Romance) they were definitely better than their Wal-Mart brethren. They had what appeared to be nearly real chocolate in them, and lots of it, so bonus points for that. 8/10 ( Read more... )

Evil Fatsalmons got another free item yesterday. It's a poster from the Wisconsin Cheese Council! Yay! It has detailed descriptions and photos of 30 varieties of cheese made in Wisconsin ( Read more... )

So, a month ago I went online and ordered a bunch of free samples. The first arrived a few days ago, it was a Wal-Mart cereal bar. Rating: 4.5/10. Pretty gross. But free!
I had all the samples sent to my alter ego, Evil Fatsalmons.

Also, hanging out with my grandparents.
Also, there's a lot of people who I've been like, hey, let's get a beer! So let's get a damn beer. A damn cheap beer.

No job. No job. No job. This is beginning to stress me out. Yeah, I have some money in the bank, but I'd rather keep it there. And I've got some odd jobs here and there. My old bosses won't let me start a cleaning business for 5 more months (boo on them!) but if anyone knows anyone who needs cleaning done under the table ( Read more... )

My dad is having an end of job party on Friday May 8th. I got roped into serving wine and beer because I have an OLCC card. Insurance requires a second person. Ashley can't do it after all, so I need someone (with an OLCC card) to hang with me while I open beers and pour wine ( Read more... )

Bitchy rant alert ( Read more... )