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vagina for sale!

"A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you've been drinkin jack and coke all morning. She can make you feel high, full of the single greatest commodity known to man: Promise. The promise of a better day, promise of a greater hope, promise of a new tomorrow ( Read more... )

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well. it is 11 minutes after 7 on a monday. the sky is dark. this room is lit so brightly that my eyes can hardy focus upon the computer screen without zoning into the god awful glare of the ceiling fan lights. red p.j. pants that ive had on all day considering that ive done nothing, but burn sausage this morning, stand in front of the unripened ( Read more... )

your mom!

/ I LOVE RICHIE. WE ARE GETTING MARRIED. KTHNX.

P.S. MY BIRTHDAY IS OCTOBER 13TH SO YEAH. GO OUT AND BUY ME THINGS AND STUFF. KTHNX.

does anybody have a godamn clue as to why buttholes are wrinkly?

for some reason i got curious the other night and since then it has been quite the facination...so please....

if i may ask...

why are assholes wrinkly?

sex!