I'll know I've lived a good life if my death scene features Volcano! Plus, I have the same end credits as The Crow. Sweet ( Read more... )

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I like my job, but I hate the random nature of my schedule.

Mon: off
Tues: 9 am-4:30
Wed: 4:30-10
Thurs: 6 am-2:30
Fri: noon-6
Sat: 11:30 am-7

"Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable."
-Mark Twain

Firstly, I have been promoted! I am now an assitant manager of Pier 1 Imports! Huzzah! You may leave your gifts and cash tributes here.

Secondly, I found this while I was in my room. I was doing some writing when I was in Chicago my junior year; most of it was angst-ridden crap that I wrote because I was having a rough time, but I thought this wasn' ( Read more... )

Ahab: MATH FACT. THUNDERSTORMS AND UNDER-THE-BED-MONSTERS CANNOT PENETRATE
THE COVERS.
me: SO TRUE
What about closet monsters?
Ahab: CLOSET MONSTERS CAN BE DEFEATED WITH A NIGHTLIGHT.

Today was a beautifully perfect day. The sky was one shade of blue, the clouds another, and the lakes yet another. The sun was just bright enough to turn the fading fields and yellow marshes golden. I went to the Walker today to reconnect, but the drive alone was enough to leave me artistically refreshed.

Then I got home and discovered that the WI ( Read more... )

I think I might be a little bit crazy.

I finally own a copy of what may be my favorite movie of all time: Robin Hood Men in Tights.

And Happy Halloween.

You are a dirty pirate whore!

Why don't you go back to your home on WHORE ISLAND!!!