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Sweet little typo after just waking up
Southiesweet76 [2:24 PM]: good morning ( Read more... ) -
Not something written by me but I read this joke and had to put it in here...hilarious
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday ( Read more... ) -
Bush-Monkey Disclaimer
Don't read my Bush-Monkey rambling below cuz it apparently sucks DoucheCurtains....but I'm leaving it cuz I have a derranged mindwrote it on 38 hours no sleep...and find it entertaining....so...ummm....SUCK MY BACK -
::::::CODE RED........BUSH MONKEY....ON THE LOOSE:::::::
THIS IS NOT A TEST..........I REPEAT.......THIS IS NOT A TEST.........IF YOU HAVE SEEN A PETRIFIED BUSH MONKEY WANDERING IN THE VICINITY OF THE NORTH WESTERN COAST OF THE RIVER KWAI DO NOT BE ALARMED.........I REPEAT.........DO NOT BE ALARMED.......HE MAY BE COLD......LONELY......POSSIBLY RABID......SLIGHTLY DERRANGED.....DEFINITELY MANIC...... ( Read more... ) -
Perfect example of the stupidity in this country
It's late at night.....you're watching t.v.....when along comes a fuckin commercial for Valtrex™...( for those of you that have been living under a pile of Spam™ for the past ten years..this is the medication to treat fuckin Herpes.....and they're always skipping.....dancing under waterfalls...smiling and singing...like.."YAAAY!!!!...I HAVE ( Read more... ) -
If you can guess what this quote is from...you officially rock my nuts
"They call them fingers....but I've never seen them fing"