The week of shit-crap-fuck is almost over. It kinda flew by ( Read more... )

So I have to do a lesson on some American poetry that can be related to the Great Gatsby. So i decided to go with the theme of money, and out of the blue remembered this poem called "Richard Cory" from my freshman year english class with Mr M. So i found it online. And i also found the Richard Cory Online Adventure. The link below will send you to ( Read more... )

In an attempt to not be too emphatic or my recent lethargic habits, i will briefly touch on them ( Read more... )

It's a whole new ballgame, and has been ( Read more... )

So i got my placement for education clinicals this semester.
And where am i?
The Nettelhorst School.
Huh? Where/what the fuck is that?
It's an ELEMENTARY SCHOOL on Broadway and Melrose.
I will be working in the library.

Okay, so it wasnt Viagra the DRUG. It was Viagra the drink. The name caught my attention, and in reading the ingredients, i found that it was actually one of my favoritist drinks in the world (vodka and red bull) plus some blue cara... crac.... coroc....fuck it- cock. It was vodka and redbull plus some blue cock. Appropriately, it turned my tongue ( Read more... )

It's almost done. It's almost over ( Read more... )

I just wrote my final assignment for my content literacy class...
it ends:

"Yes, it is true. Your students may be eaten by children with poor dining etiquette."

This has been Mike B, proving once again why he wants to be an English Teacher.

That is when they cut me open. Egad.

“I hope she grows a pair of nuts so I can sneak into her house at night and kick them ( Read more... )