It's end-of-the-world raining outside.

So i took a walk.

And i feel absolutely wonderful.

The Universal Life Church now offers Jedi Knight Certification.

http://www.ulc.org/catalog/jediknightcertificate-p-237.html

Day One sucked.

So far, Day Two is absolute hell. Somebody please give me something to do tonight.

Before i finish writing my paper on Wallace Stevens' poetry, I will make a brief post ( Read more... )

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It finally happened.
I ate my own face.

For those of you who know what this means, I am deeply sorry.
But given the chance, I would do it again in an instant.

Well, yesterday was the anniversary of the Zombie Jesus summoning a Giant Bunny to do his bidding by hiding eggs all over the place and getting people to eat massive amounts of junk food. Hurrah! At least, i think thats what it was. Its been a while since ive gone to church ( Read more... )

I am now the proud owner of a hard-cover version of Waiting for Godot, by Samuel Beckett.
AND it has the play in both English and French, just in case i ever want to give sweaty pits and my curly mustache company.

Time to get reading.

As of last night, about 40 gigs of data that were on my computer are now gone.
The deed is done.

In other news, I am VERY MUCH in the mood for some Kiwi Strawberry Snapple.

Im all for political incorrectness.
I find shock value commentary to be HILARIOUS.

But today, listening to that woman speak, i was ashamed to be a part of the same species.
When it was over, i was at a loss for words- and i never shut up.
I was so angry i thought i was going to cry.

It was a shameful display all around.
*sigh*