I made a new lj

Omg_for_Orgasm
hilarity ensues...

( Andy Milonakis should die of cardiac arrest )

( hella people )

I fucking hate you fei

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i dropped my phone in the toilet a minute ago. Dont ever call me as a pee. EVER.
fuckers. I need everyone's phone number again. Im gonna cry. I was emotionally attached to that phone. omg i fucking cant take it. my own friends turning on me doesnt make me cry but MY CELL PHONE!!!! im weird.

Shit, Wtf. My sister wants to wear my pants and my parents think im gay.

i went to check when the new season of red vs blue would start on their website when i found a members section. I remember i made my own account back in December, little did i know it was a nerdy xanga thing. So i log-in and i find one entry that i wrote dated December 19th, 2004:

title:Ocular Sexbody: I have something in my eye. I dont know what ( Read more... )

Last night i didnt get to go to the Dam Haus and witness the historical last show on the west coast for sexy prison (or so they say). I know everyone in town would've been packed in there and i would've been just fine dancing around on the sidewalk. Instead i made a stencil at my cousin's house.


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TOMORROW AT THE QUAD!the UAC will be painting shit ( Read more... )