Hey space soldier. They reopened the pancake place downtown with a new name. It's the Maple Marvel now.

Want to check it out?

WHICH BRINGS US TO POINT NUMBER TWO
Or was that seven? Numbers. Who really keeps track? Losers that's who, shut your face before Joker shoves an exploding pie in it

WHY DIDN'T ANYONE DIE?

Way to let us all down, Desai. Low-quality television, not even a single expected or unexpected death scene. Where's the drama? The suspense? The unending lawsuits! ( Read more... )

Hah. Newbs. You're all getting trolled.

Someone point me in the direction of the nearest Mexican restaurant! And not one of those crummy cheapo 'we just have tacos' places. This is a matter of life or death! Abortion or pro-life! Chimichanga or Enchilada!

The important thing is, I need to know now and you need to tell me!

Because of his healing factor, Deadpool can survive pretty much everything you can throw at him.
As such you have permission to beat up on fight with him as much as you like!
Start a fight, seriously. They're fun.
Just be warned he is a very skilled killer. Let me know beforehand the extent to which I can retaliate

Post here to let me know to what ( Read more... )

How's my Driving?

Comment Screening is on
Anonymous comments - No IP logging
Be as brutal as you need to be.
 

Skills/Powers:

( This section is definitely not written by Deadpool and contains absolutely no bias )

Dude. This journal thing is mine? I'm not usually the diary type. Nice layout. Dig the colors. Hey man, liven it up in here. Where are all the hot chicks for me to score with?

Where are the inappropriate jokes about dead babies?

STEP IT UP PEOPLE

This is Deadpool here.