Corporate Indoctrination

[yellowfrown]

Today was my official start of employment with Intel for this summer. I was ordered to report to the Santa Clara training facility by 7:30AM

Comments

[radi0actv]

It must have taken you considerably longer to get down there and back than it did to complete your paperwork...

[yellowfrown]

Well, here are the approximate times:

Fill out the forms over the weekend, 30 minutes
Drive down, 50 minutes
Listen to bad music in car, 10 minutes
Wait, 40 minutes
Be told how to fill out forms (that I already completed), 60 minutes
Wait in line to turn in forms, 30 minutes
Get badge, 10 minutes
Drive back, 50 minutes

[shawath]

the opportunity to bond with fellow intelians... priceless

[yellowfrown]

Depends on which ones... there are some I would love to 'bond' with... plenty others I wouldn't.