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soo had to drive down to baltimore to get my sister ( Read more... )

squatting skunk
quivering shrimp
biting hyena

...what was mine?

back from work
i thought i was going to faint the whole time
and shea had to take care of me
meep
meeting at baldwin tomorrow
then what
then gaybingo!
wwoohooo

customers of the week
<"kidz korner"
>pictionary
sleep over
pink rose
nap
middle school dance
susanna

shoniqua, josh, love notes

Will: what do you get when you cross a celery and....a monkey?
Halsey: an anorexic black girl?

Will: CHARLOTTE! CHARLOTTE! WHY ARE YOU WALKING WITH THAT MAN?!
(two minutes later...)
Will: MR YIP! MR YIP!

Will: what do you get when you cross halsey and a slutty outfit?
Will: A WHORE!

jojo rocks
so do parties at starbucks
and christian wilson and castle prisoners

<3<3<3

gary whipped me with a wet towel on my butt and it really hurt
and i pushed shea over after i made her kangaroo behind the carry out counter
and she wanted to give me a sturnum noogie but i said no
derrick is leaving on wednesday to go to springfield
derder is leaving :(
and shea is going away so im going to cry
and be all alone
freal.

whyyyyyy is work so fun?
love notes and little books and gary-poems
and pinches on my waist
and boob crevices
and "amanda, lift your arms up and if i can see your belly youre in trouble...yup, youre in trouble"
double penetration, eiffle tower
dazzz is my bff

but hey, I <3 CH and MM

bush.
bummer.