A chat snip-it that pretty well summarizes what I think those damned phone plans are about ( Read more... )

Let it be known;)

There are a few very brief, shining moments when "The Daily Show" and "The Colbert Report" throw off their disguise of comedy-show and reveal their true nature as social-engineering-programs. Tonight is one of those moments clairvoyant where you can actually see them changing the world.

Go check it out;)

Disturbingly accurate...

My Personality

Neuroticism

54
Extraversion

20
Openness to Experience

15
Agreeableness

58
Conscientiousness

49
You do not experience strong, irresistible cravings and consequently do not find yourself tempted to overindulge, however you are sensitive about what others think of you. Your concern about rejection and ridicule cause ( Read more... )

I am substantially fly. And perhaps even a little dope as well.

Quality control officer rubs tenderly
audibly, avidly, tonight
this quality control officer is Canadian