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[yerawizarderri]

[When the feed clicks on, it shows a rather serious faced Seatroll prince, eying the feed with a certain judging and condescending air that really only fits one of his caste. His brows knit and the corner of his mouth pulls back in snarl just before he starts.]So it's come to my attention that a good handful a you think that the fakest fiction that

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[yerawizarderri]

What? They had this comin', I can only handle idiots for so long, Kar!

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[oglogoth]

If you understand science so well, do explain how it translates into Magic.

I'm waiting, Professor Carp. I hope this lesson comes with demonstration.

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[yerawizarderri]

That's what you newer get, Pinkscarf! It doesn't translate into magic, magic newer ewen existed in the first place! What you see when you think you are wiewin' you're pathetic so called magic is nothin' but science at it's fuckin' finest and--

I'd giwe a demonstration, but I am lackin' the ability to do so at this moment, so fuck you.

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[oglogoth]

[[Here, she pulls out a wand, levitating a nearby book to herself.]]

Pardon my misconception, Professor. I will quickly amend my notes. However, my question still stands. How does science do that?

And lacking the ability? Are you not capable of operating science without your wand? Science is an ever present constant, after all. It's science which explains how we are living and breathing. Science explains why the sky and ocean are blue, or why the grass is green.

Science doesn't need an instrument to work, I thought. It just does.

Help clear up my confusion, please, Professor!

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[yerawizarderri]

[GLARING SO HARD AT YOU RIGHT NOW.]

Easy, that probably has to do with electromagnetic wawes or somethin' a the sort. Currents and what hawe you--

Listen here, witch, scientific researchers use tools to conduct science, do they not? Exactly, so fuck you and tryin' to play some game you suck at cuz it isn't fuckin' workin'. Tools are needed in some fields a science, and the way I'd be demonstratin' needs the tools that I do not hawe at this moment in time.

So if you are done bein' an ignorant piece a rubbish, kindly get the fuck out a my view.

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[amourde_patou]

Handsome?

[ Small chuckle. ]

Is there really magic here..? Why would people even believe in that..?

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[yerawizarderri]

Why yes I am.

[Exaggerated sigh.]

No there isn't and that is the wery question I am tryin' to uncower. I don't get how people's think pans allow 'em to ewen consider the thought somethin' so stupid could be here.

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[amourde_patou]

Isn't that nice..

[ Sarcastic, yet friendly smile. ]

Maybe it helps them believe magic will get them out of this place.

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[yerawizarderri]

I'd say so... So what's your name?

[Yeah, he smiling back at you.]

That's pretty fuckin' pathetic. If they so desperately need some fake force to beliewe in to be sent home, then they are a lost fuckin' cause if you ask me.

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[yerawizarderri]

Because, Jo, it is fake! I'm glad you are fuckin' sensible enough to know that magic is a fakey fake thing and people need to stop beliewin' in it. Do you want people to go on beliewin' lies!? They need to know the truth on the fuckin' matter, alright!

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[yerawizarderri]

...

[He considers this a moment.]

How sad do you ewen hawe to be to try and find happiness in lies?

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[ninthserenade]

So... If it's science--

[He grins, snapping his fingers to call water to his fingertips.]

Can you explain how I can do this?

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[yerawizarderri]

Obwiously it's somethin' within' your genetic make up that allows you to do that. Just like I hawe my holy fire, it isn't anythin' but a natural fuckin' ability that you as whatewer you are allows you to do. There isn't anythin' magical, it's all to do with your fuckin' biology--anyone with a workin' think pan could tell you that. Think a how a dragon can breath fuckin' fire, that isn't magical it's fuckin' biologistics.

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[ninthserenade]

Okay, uh... What about this?

[Corridor of darkness, open sesame!]

'sides, everyone I know can do some kind of magic.

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[yerawizarderri]

You obwiously are also able to fuckin' use grawity or other form a currents to create rips in space time. Again, probably just accountin' for whatewer you are.

[Foreverunimpressed, all he can see is science.]

Well, eweryone you know is sorely mistaken.