I want to go into business selling Terry Schiavo sock puppets and Halloween masks. The question I have is who gets the royalties - the husband or the parents? I hope I don't have to let some damn activist judge decide.

I have the hardest time making pictures work on this thing but:


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Most of the great eternal questions, e.g. "Why am I here?"; "Is there a point to this life"; "Where will I go when I die?" are all just forms of the real question, "Am I a worthless pile of crap?" That's the unstated underpinnings of the "great" questions we pretend to occupy ourselves with. If we are worth a damn the assumption is that life has ( Read more... )

I keep going out for coffee or something and winding up in Salem. Today I went out to hit Baja Fresh and wound up eating at Pho Van on 82nd. Then I followed 82nd until it became Interstate 205. I stayed on 205 until I was smack dab in the middle of nowhere which, as it turns out, isn't that far from my apartment ( Read more... )

No, not the music that the wizard listens to. I mean electronic music. I used to be very into electronic music. But it is limited. I have yet to find an electronic track that would serve on one of my numerous depression/break-up mixes. Nor have I found an electronic track that speaks to my political nature, or that stirs my inner angry white ( Read more... )

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I'm obsessed with Linux. I can't stop - even for my own good. I click, click, click away at the computer like an old woman with toenail clippers and a meth habit. I'm sick. I need help. I need to make it stop ( Read more... )

Ahh, Paris. I'm fascinated by Paris Hilton. If she's on TV I cannot turn away. Is it because she's hot? Sure. That has something to do with it. But it's not the whole thing. Paris is the complete package. Paris Hilton is America.

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I'm going to borrow heavily here from things that others have said to me. There are no new ideas here. But it is what I believe and what I feel like saying to the world. So here it comes (if all five people who read this can be considered the world ( Read more... )