Too many men, too little time. I'm sitting in a fancy restaurant looking out the window. The man comes up to me with a huge fish in his hand. What an arrogant bastard. I look down at my plate full of hollandaise sauce, take the frozen halibut from his wet, shaking hands, and start marinating. My hands detach themselves from my body. The sleek queen ( Read more... )

Today in the relm of desire i saw a little gnome getting some. This made me rather disturbed considering the fact that the gnome bore a striking resemblence to my uncle carl who would whistle at me when i was a wee lass, and the goat who was in the process of "doing" my uncle was wearing a rubber . . . . . what was I going to say? condom? gas mask ( Read more... )

my pink ring shines in the sun. what could be behind that smooth exterior? could it be scandal? i think it could ( Read more... )

why won't my feet get clean? why is my hair so frizzy? why is my nose shaped the way it is? how come i don't cut my toenails and adam thinks im dirty? why do i care if adam thinks im dirty? why is my skin so mean to me? why do i like yellow so much? is it because of some sort of brain wave difference? does everybody really like yellow and im the ( Read more... )

two days ago, i had a heart attack and had a very strange and arousing dream. yogurt, YOgurt, YOGURT, YOGURT, YOGURT!!!!! ah hahahahhahaahhahaha! yogurt. anyway orange yolanda macadamia pooh bear, bear, BEar, BEAR, BEAR, BEAR, BARE? holindaze sause is yummy. hogs aren't for eating, but for playing with until they are too weak to move and then ( Read more... )

as i walked down the shore of the gutter/beach my converse shoes crunched the damp sand. i looked up to see a woman/tree, and her hat/bird's nest made me cry. even though it was made of leaves, it looked elegant on her large head. a couple other nests made me think of two eyes, made out of coal some would say. i was alone on the beach/street, ( Read more... )

i found a bag of ritz snack mixers in the computer lab i had two pinches worth.

He stopped. Stared. Then he stretched out beside her, resting on one elbow, and trailed his hand from her breasts to her abdomen and up again, watching what was passing beneath his hand with and expression of total appreciation. He pressed his hand to her breast, squeezing it soflty, his caloused fingertips rasping gently across her skin. Then he ( Read more... )

as my hand hit the pavement my mind started racing. and then i did, faster and faster until my mind was numb with throbbing and my sweat dripped from every part of my body. until my lungs ached from breathing and my mouth was full of mucus. my legs didn't hurt anymore because the constant slapping of the pavement had made them lose all feeling. my ( Read more... )

today in the computer lab i saw a gi joe figure stuck to the wall. huh. i said, that sounds like an utterly boring story to the last. so i am going to tell you it right now. way up in the mountains there was a factory, mirky and forboding. it made strange things like softener salt and playdo. the workers in that factory lived in the factory town ( Read more... )