Spent an hour on the phone with Starbucks Girl.

Whoops.

I didn’t say any of the things I promised myself I’d say, but I flirted like mad.

I have her email address now… This could be fun.

The last rent payment has been made ( Read more... )

My sort-of-girlfriend's 14 year old son has a crush on me. The scary part is that I'm closer in age to him than I am to her.

Where do I find these people?

Okay, so seriously ( Read more... )

A - Age: 23 ( Read more... )

The bruises are fading, but not the memory...

Sometimes you picture me ( Read more... )

I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream
I know you, the gleam in your eyes is so familiar a gleam
And I know it's true that visions are seldom what they seem
But if I know you, I know what you'll do
You'll love me at once the way you did once upon a dreamA year ago, this song would have made me think of "her." Fortunately, it's no longer a ( Read more... )

There's no place like home... *heel click*
There's no place like home... *heel click*
There's no place like home... *heel click*