I just looged in for the first time in a while and saw that I haven't written a damn thing in here for a year.

How sad.

I knew it was bad when I realized that my password for LJ was lisaisacunt.

Heh. (I changed it... don't go getting any ideas...)

I haven't posted here in ages because my other blog gets all the attention. Today, however, I feel that I must share the details of my latest dream with all of cyberspace because it was just so damn twisted ( Read more... )

The other day, I sent an email to my boss. The intent of the email was to inform her that I'd be taking half a day off next week to beg an instructor to let me into her class.

Instead, the email read:

Mary,

I'll be taking a half day off on Thursday, Feb. 10 to bed an instructor to let me into her class.

~MollyYeah. Gotta bed that instructor ( Read more... )

If there is at least one person in your life whom you consider a close friend, and whom you would not have met without the Internet, post this sentence in your journal.

I haven't written here in a while... Mostly because I'm having a field day with my other journal. Not that I don't love y'all, but it seems like the story of my life is over there ( Read more... )

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I'm saying goodbye to AIM. I'm still using Yahoo, so if you'd like my Yahoo ID, feel free to drop me a line!

I wish someone had told me sooner that french fries cure hangovers. Really ( Read more... )

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Tonight's the last night in my apartment. Tomorrow, my "staff" of (volunteer) movers will load my life into a truck, break a few things, and dump it all in the wrong rooms of my mother's new house.

Remind me again why I'm doing this...?

Right... tuition...

Makes sense on a practical level.

Why do I always have to take the practical approach?