But then again, neither are you.

Darling, you're forgiven.

Come back.

A slightly unfortunate misunderstanding in the Vatican means I find myself en route to the UK to celebrate the birth of Our Lord. Who would have thought that such a senior Cardinal would be so fastidious? Anyway ( Read more... )

Another embarrassment my dears, this week.

A holy man. A man of the cloth. Turns out I *completely* misunderstood the invitation to his Bishoprick.

My dears. I've finally got straight after my recent spell on queer street - a sentence Father Ignatius *never* thought he'd hear from my lips.

All this crunchy credit is very tedious, trade is dipping (unlike me), but am sure I'll be able to pick up a Bob or two tonight.

A very dear friend has recently celebrated an important birthday - congratulations to her. I remember my 40th with enormous fondness. His name was Joshua and his cousin, Ruth (if I remember correctly), was my 41st some 30 sticky minutes later. Such a long time ago .... *wistful sigh*

Darlings, it's time for your christmas treat. Uncle Lionel is back!

I've just come out of what I believe they call a two-stretch in gaol. (There were certain aspects I found slightly stretching, certainly, but I'm sure it's been very character-building. As those of you with an interest in such things will know a two-stretch is quite easily ( Read more... )

In 2007, ( Read more... )

With apologies for my enforced silence (a ball-gag, a spell in Pentonville and a trip to Mombasa for some *ingredients*) I come before you again ( Read more... )

I've always liked a well-turned ankle, and of course, I've had many a party in the team bath after the footy, but really, nothing says football to me than a linesman. It's the power, my darlings, and the chap in the movie and I have been very close on more than one occasion. I hope I'm not giving away too many secrets when I say that my ball- ( Read more... )

How exactly *does* one get rid of sweat-rash?

Best thing about the Swiss (and the half-Swiss)? *Full* of holes, darlings!