Call me Mr. Corn

[yes_maam101]

Today I was at Safeway picking up some eggs and bread to make myself some breakfast. Safeway has this policy that every time one of their "preferred members" puts in their "preferred card" number, they must find the customer's name on the bottom of the receipt and say "Thank you Mr. or Ms. __________". It always kind of bothers me for a couple of

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[sportyprep]

I'm stoked I get to see you tonight Mr Corn!

[cutedyke]

LISTEN MR. CORN SLOW THE FUCK DOWN
ahahahahhahahaha.
oh wow.

hey! i'll be there in a week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yes_maam101]

I'm soooo excited for you to get here. so excited. so excited. so excited. so excited.

I can't wait to see you!