.. ::Just grins.::

[yeshikins]

I am SO stupefied right now. Oh. My. God. Insanity! I just read "Naked Quidditch" by two simply astonishing (assumed) fan girls of Harry Potter. I nearly fell off the couch while reading the ten chapters of innuendo that should be thoroughly illegal and is, in fact, thoroughly illegal.. it HAS to be.. they're not even legal!!! AH! ::Suddenly

Comments

.. Biggerstaff

[anonymous]

Right..

This Biggerstaff fellow.. what a joke.

... I mean, what kind of a name is 'Biggerstaff', anyway? Bigger than what? .. He rides a bloody broom, it can't be that much bigger, and frankly I resent the implication that.. well.. never mind. I'm fairly sure I read somewhere that all the well-endowed wizards these days are in Slytherin. ... Don't ask me why, but I do rather see a logic behind that one. Think about it.

Moving swiftly on. I'm not jealous. Never. Lies. Lies and deception! Certainly not of Biggerstaff. He's not attractive, anyway.. for pity's sake, the boy looks like he flies into bludgers. Tosser.

I want my Yeshi!

- Dasha!

Re: .. Biggerstaff

[serendipityxxi]

EEEEEEEEEEEE! BUt Oliver is the sexiest british thing to cross the screen!! And he has to have a bigger staff bcuz his last names (Wood, Biggerstaff) don't leave much room for doubt! Mwahahah! If u find him for me I'd be quite willing to take his measurements *GIGGLE*

[serendipityxxi]

I ADORE Naked QUidditch!!!! *SQUEEEEEEEE* Tis so frelling FUNNY!!!
I Mocked Voldemort! Ask me how!!! *SPAZZZZZZES*