GWB and Co. are sending money to everyone (that are not dependents) of like 600-1000 dollars or something, to 'jump start' the economy. Sir, if you want to jump start the economy, you'd give that money to the kids, cause you KNOW they'd spend it in a heart beat.

I got elected to an officer position in the Bothell chapter of ACM (one of the world's two major scientific computing societies). All I did was place my name on the ballot (which I didn't even vote in). I've never been to a meeting, and have never met any of the members in the chapter. I became an ACM member about 2 hours before submitting my name ( Read more... )

Political situation in Turkey is similar to here, there's a retarded duchebag conservative (I'm not saying conservatives are retarded or duchebags, just this one) president who is taking away the rights of the people and hacking away at people's liberties ( Read more... )

Chris's old roommates Chas & Chandra have a new puppy "Harmony". It's a 7-week old cream colored pit bull and it is amazingly cute. Especially when she plays with Maccallum (their other pit bull, about 9 months). Maccallum will keep poking it with his nose, knocking it over, putting her head in his mouth, and biting her ear. Sometimes the little ( Read more... )

alright, on the second thought, $100 a day is quite hefty.

mars volta coming to sasquatch! done deal.

I love Garfield, but even though this doesn't have him in it. I can still sense his presence...

http://garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com/page/1

"garfield minus garfield"

politics is disgraceful to humanity ( Read more... )

A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, "If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life ( Read more... )

OK. So you know how we turn sounds or images in to words that make sense, right ( Read more... )