my new favorite movie is
ROBOCOP

Has anyone else noticed ads on normally nondescript gallons of milk, or is it just my Safeway?

Don't they know i'm a big enough of a chub that I don't need big old pictures of Oreo's in incredible detail RIGHT ON THE MILK?

In other news: there are about 60 flies in this damned apartment right now. And apparently i have delicious earwax they can't ( Read more... )

suggest movies?

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✓ I miss somebody right now. (my family back home)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (actually none, just dvd's)
✓ I own lots of books. (they're all in storage right now - so sad)

✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (rarely bust out the contacts)
✓ I love to play video games.
✓ I've ( Read more... )

MEERKATS. Until just a few moments ago while reading an old National Geographic (guess where!) i was only aware that they are charming rodenty animals that i would like to pet. Now i know that they are in actuality a fascinating fuzzy nonverbal people.
speaking of personafiable rodents, i saw this fat fuck while on a walk a couple of weeks ago. I ( Read more... )

Well *I* thought X3 was GREAT.

Why can't I ever wake up with bed hair that looks cute and curly and bouncy on a work day? I'm going to have to go show this around town, cause for once my hair doesn't look like total shit (i need it cut bigtime ( Read more... )

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Last Friday, payday, Chris and I walked to Sundance, the health food store. I am always up for a nice walk, with Chris, and they have the wonderful baked goods. I would eat the peanut butter chocolate crispy bar every day if i wasn't already fat enough and they didn't cost $2.50 ( Read more... )

don't believe the hype - Jesus is Magic is not so magic.
when did Sarah Silverman get lame and unfunny?
See, shocking is only comedy if there's an original funny joke involved but maybe that's just me.