"There’s a woman at a table next to me, and from what I’ve overheard, she’s on her first date in five years, and she’s explaining to her date why she’s in the process of a divorce: “He’s a giraffe, and I’m a leopard, and I’m never gonna be a giraffe. I’ve tried and tried, but my destiny is as a leopard, you see? I can fake being a giraffe for ( Read more... )

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Enter Spring. Enter New Theme Song.

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Can't stand it here anymore. I'm off to San Francisco tonight. Will be back on the 22nd.

This is the trailer for the Showtime transfer of NPR's incomparably brilliant radio program "This American Life". The thought struck me originally as completely impossible and atrocious. But watching this clip has converted me into a believer that this could possibly turn out to be, like, the best thing everAnd it's THAT GIRL FROM THE WEINER ( Read more... )

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1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought ( Read more... )

I'm just not really all that interested in writing anymore.