If I had a dollar for every time the phrase "gay telepathic alien sex" was uttered in my narrative journalism class today, I could buy a six-pack of double chocolate stout with money to spare.

I just signed up for three writing classes next term: fiction workshop, beginning poetry, and newswriting/reporting ( Read more... )

Wouldn't it be great if the verb for adding youth to something was "youthanize"?

WE MUST YOUTHANIZE THE GREYHOUND. Break out the ovoid architectural silhouettes and television commercials with cartoon characters in them.

So, someone just sent me an insult via AIM bot. At 3 in the morning. Does anyone recognize the screenname "provokedsalmon"?

Interestingly, it was a Star Trek-based insult. Someone ought to be ashamed.

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Happy Flunk Day, to my extraordinarily creative "218 gang ( Read more... )

Did you know that more than one city exists in the world?

Did you know that people who don't live in that city (or a city at all) can lead perfectly fulfilling lives?

AMAZING!

Yesterday, around the hookah, I suggested an Arbor Day scare. That is, a Flunk Day scare (going out in the Quads banging on pots and pans, screaming "It's Flunk Day!" and being generally obnoxious at 5 in the morning) but for Arbor Day ( Read more... )

"The faculty and I are trying to, um, launch you into, uh, your futures with, uh, technology and uh, your dreams."

Woohoo! I've gone another term without failing out of college! I got an A in Shakespeare! Not an A-, but an A. Maybe I should be a Lit minor. or something. but anyway, I'm really excited ( Read more... )