Matt: I wish I were Jewish sometimes ( Read more... )

(int. living room. night.)

Anthony Bourdain (on television): I learned how to ski on expert hills while under the influence of dangerous hallucinogens.
Me: I wish Anthony Bourdain was my dad.
Mom: If he was, you probably wouldn't know.

ROOOOAAAAAAARRRRRR! WWWWHAAAAAAA! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH ( Read more... )

A sticker on the inside of WVKC's copy of Guns Babes Lemonade:

Mad scientists and synths should really make music, because it would sound a lot like Australia's Muscles. Every hipster needs a new anthem every couple months, and "Ice Cream" and "One Inch Badge Pin" are sure to become club jams. Expect some crazy synth and drum machine while you ( Read more... )

Holy crap! Mary Prankster is quoted at the bottom of today's Something Positive!!!!

My favorite Baltimore acoustic-punk diva, famous at last!

I am way too excited about this. And no, I don't just read webcomics all day. I do other things.

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Me: If it makes you better, I can never tell the difference between lay and lie
Him: I think the plural of Moose is Canada
Me: I think a semicolon is a personal problem
Him: I think scansion is in the same family as scurvy
Me: I think parsing a sentence is getting out on parole

So I've been working on the playlist for my radio show, and have created an almost-perfect emotional tableau. I'll have to come in early to play the whole thing, but damn. You should really listen--it's at 7pm central time on WVKC.org!

Oh yeah, I also dyed my hair purple.
( inexplicably huge picture that I resized over and over but somehow doesn't enjoy being 247x250 pixels )

How is it possible that I cried for Heath Ledger, but not my own grandfather?

What the fuck is my problem?

A music-tastes meme. Go to this convenient compilation site right here and find the five years you were in high school. For each year, admit to the song that was your favorite at the time, then decide which one you now generally consider to be the best song on the list. Lastly, pick the year's worst song, snarking optional.

(This might be a little ( Read more... )