I finished my speech for the Dim Cap reception tomorrow. Hopefully it's okay. I'd post it in unpalatablprose, but I don't think anyone reads that anymore. At least, since Quartz frienddumped me (and yes, I'm still bitter about that) it doesn't seem worth it to post in an entirely different journal with only two subscribers. Anyway ( Read more... )

Int. Founders Lab, night ( Read more... )

I like to annoy the guy who lives next to me by blasting Ben Folds albums in the middle of the night ( Read more... )

Fuck you, Colbert bump. I do not heart Huckabee ( Read more... )

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS another one. At this point, the only reason for this Livejournal is so I can look back five years from now and this crap will still be on the Internet, and I can marvel at how pathetically spastic I was. Because by then, you know, I'll have a steady job and meaningful social connections and will be in London ( Read more... )

( New Year's Survey )

I LOVE MOVIES AGAIN.

yips resolved.

So...Sweeney Todd got an A at the Onion AV Club. I'm happy. Sure, I disagree with them fairly frequently, but a film can't get the highest possible score on my favorite pop culture site and still completely suck. Right ( Read more... )

1. The key to immortality is making vague, pseudo-exotic hand gestures ( Read more... )

I feel that today's Scary Go Round comic is a bit of a bad omen.