i will be married in five days.

HA!!!!!!!!!!!

the human condition dictates that we entrust our lives to a twin stripe of yellow down the middle of the road, but also that we distrust our spouse enough to write down what belongs to who when the marriage inevitably fails ( Read more... )

I GOT A FUCKING WEEDWHACKER FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

in case any of you were wondering, yes a weedwhacker IS a good thing.

wedding invitations are finally done and mailed. yeehaw!!

i still make pizza, come and buy some. it tastes good.

i'm tired of waiting i waana get maried already.

i guess that's all.

Your results:
You are Iron Man
Iron Man
100%
Spider-Man
95%
Catwoman
90%
Green Lantern
80%
Hulk
75%
Supergirl
65%
Wonder Woman
65%
Superman
60%
Batman
60%
Robin
45%
The Flash
40%

Inventor. Businessman. Genius.


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mitch hedberg is very funny

do not listen to mitch hedberg while moving furniture up the stairs.

you will start to laugh and the furniture will fall on top of you.

that is all.

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along with his wife to be and more fucking animals than you can shake a stick at. keep a look out for updates ona housewaring party. if anyone wants the new address leave me a comment with the email you want it sent to. those of you who know where i am already feel free to drop by anytime.

working 2 jobs

planning a wedding

trying to buy a house

yeah a fucking house

believe it or not i still find time to eat sleep and shit

zion, illinois

gurnee, illinois

yep, fuck 'em both. that is all.