{random talk about diamond engagement rings)
alex golightly: http://www.tiffany.com/shared/images/engagement/rings/round_brilliant/square.z1.jpg
alex golightly: just get me this.
YippieKaiA: I don't understand jewelry, but that is nice.
alex golightly: yes... yes it is.
alex golightly: and starting at fourteen grand or so, it ought to be
YippieKaiA: that ( Read more... )

So, yeah.  I have not posted for 223 days.  Or 7 months, 11 days, 16 hours, 11 minutes, 21 seconds.  Or 31 weeks.  Or 5368 hours.  Or 322,091 minutes.  Or 19,325,481 seconds.  Ok, I'm done.  That is a long time.  I apologize.  So what have you been doing in that 7 months, 11 days, 16 ho... sorry.  Here's a super quick rundown: nothing.  Abso- ( Read more... )

So I got it, bitches.  And I'll be the best damn Ass. Man. Starbucks ever had.

In the past week I've discovered crotch holes in two separate pair of boxer briefs.

I am such a baby when I'm sick.

I have a 1 year warranty on my iPod.  Meaning I can bring it to the Apple Store and they'll fix it for free.  Unless, of course, they figure out* I've dropped it 95325632495634956325963295325932.  ::crosses fingers::

CD's GALORE!  Lupe Fiasco, Guster, and Obie Trice all "drop" albums next week.  I'm really, really excited for the Lupe Fiasco album ( Read more... )

1.Go into your LJ's archives.
2.Find your 23rd post (or closest to).
3.Find the fifth sentence (or closest to).
4.Post the text of the sentence as a link in your blog along with these instructions.

"Most guys' hang to the right or the left."

On the way home from my 45943750932450327532y32535jgy43q2 hour shift, I heard Do You Believe In Magic, by The Lovin' Spoonfuls.  I fucking love that song.  So simple, so happy, so good.  And it sounds like it was a bunch of guys from Philly who just got together and made a song just for the hell of it.  Why Philly?  You got me.  Why I felt it so ( Read more... )

John Brown's Body is pretty much the best band you'll ever hear.  Just thought I'd tell you that.  To everyone I know in Rochester and Buffalo, you should go see them at the end of this month.  I promise you won't be disappointed. I have one of their albums shared on AIM ( Read more... )

So, I definitely found a used urine sample drug test at work. I'm doing an overnight, it's like 1:30 in the morning and I'm cleaning the bathroom. Sweep--->mop--->mirror--->garbage....wait, something is amiss. The little swinging door is being propped open by something. So I reach in, pull it out, and it a urine sample cup. I know this because ( Read more... )