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Okay, um, it's 4:50 AM. I'm at James's house, we stepped out on the front porch while I smoked a cigarette.
Somebody in this neighborhood HAS A ROOSTER. In the middle of the fucking city, there is a person with a rooster, and currently, it's crowing ( Read more... ) -
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James and I have had a running joke lately that he's absolutely got to play "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" for me on guitar AND sing the falsetto part or I'm totally leaving him and stealing everything he's ever loved ( Read more... ) -
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What the fuck, there's a prescription topical medication to make your eyelashes grow more?
http://www.latisse.com/
The commercial said it might cause your lids to darken (which may be reversible) and it might cause your irises to turn brown? What the fuck? -
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There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a cow that has gone dry. ~Mark Twain ( Read more... ) -
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If you can guess what song this was before it got babelized, I'll give you a dollar ( Read more... ) -
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James and I finished the first season of Curb Your Enthusiasm last night. The show is funny, but each episode makes me cringe REAL HARD at least 3 times. Larry David doesn't fuck around. -
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So I've been getting some packages.
I asked Bill to make me this short SF plug to wear in my septum. I put it in today, and while stretching again stung and made my eyes water, it's much more comfortable and easier to get in than the NF plug.
I also ordered a black GWS septum plug and omg y'all this thing is so tiny. I'm going to end up ( Read more... )