i discovered today that i can zip up an entire 30 rack in my backpack

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dear post secret,

my secret: i'm still a virgin because i don't feel pretty enough to have sex

1. during my freshman, sophomore, and part of junior year my math teacher, mr. dunsmore, pronounced my name aliyah (like the dead hip hop artist) because i didn't have the balls to correct him ( Read more... )

Last night my aunt and uncle got home from their vacation. They rolled in the driveway around 11: 30 and brought back t-shirts, lots of pictures, a box of alcohol, and considerably tanner skin. Needless to say, they had a good vacation. Hearing their stories of the island and their relaxing week long vacation really inspired me to go to a Caribbean ( Read more... )

back by popular demand ( Read more... )

CAPTAIN'S LOG ( Read more... )

being the first post of the new year, i'll start off with some resolutions ( Read more... )

katie papazian, stop reading my livejournal and do your homework

She reminds me of one of those teachers from a cartoon in which all the kids are convinced that she's from another planet. Either that or she's had her fair share of plastic surgery. I think it's both. I guess on her planet, though, it is perfectly acceptable to bitch at innocent kids who simply ask for her assistance. "Mrs. Becker, I couldn't get ( Read more... )

so guys, tomorrow begins my summer extravaganza. i'm going to wisconsin for five days then immediately go to the northeast then yale. it's going to rock. but the only downside. i'll be away from home for a month. the longest i've ever been away. and not only will i be away from home but also away from internet and you guys. (you guys meaning the ( Read more... )