Today is a GOOD day ( Read more... )

Jagermeister is the best mouthwash ever.
It even comes in handy little glasses.

Hmmm...
How much do you think people would pay for Jagermeister-flavoured dental floss?
Or toothpaste?
Or hair gel?

*dreams of flying cars and dollar bills*

Phew...
A whole week of night shifts in the mental health wards at Plympton Hospital. I am SHATTERED.
Good work, though. Pays well, too.
Now excuse me while I go scream into a pillow until I fall asleep.

NB. Sitting behind a desk on your own at 2am, staring down two dark, empty corridors is NOT the time to start having Silent Hill flashbacks.

Woo! Went to some random pub with Stuart last night to see this really amazing blues band made up of old Cornish guys. The lead guitarist was amazing and the guest drummer was a total nutbar.

Stu paid for all the expenses, which was very fine of him.
Although I suppose that now makes me his bitch, which is cool.
Except that he's in the navy...

there is this 2mm black dash crawling around the bottom of my monitor. seriously, it's like a little insect that's got underneath the screen or something (i know it's alive 'cos i can make it stop and change direction by pushing on the screen)...

this is so surreal...

Oh god ( Read more... )

"Got an angel to sing to
She's wrapped in purple-red.
Got a mouth like a teardrop
Dead stars going insane.
Tied to her eyes
The lines that she sold
But all that glitters is cold."

got home at 2.
got up at 7.
you can tell it's summer, the nights are so short.

"Prayers to those
Who touch the sky tonight
Who leave this world
To keep the stars alight."

Man, space rockets are cool...

A seagull.
Tried to steal.
MY lunch.

Fucking bird. Hope it flies into a thresher. Then a vivisection machine. Then into Hell. Then back into the thresher.
This is my patented circle of hate. For all things mangy, lousy and beaky.