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This food, I like it. ANOTHER!
The Troll brought me doughnuts today, as a surprise, just because he happened to be passing Krispy Kreme. (He also included a vanilla latte. Hello weak spot, my old friend.)
After he left, my co-worker Shorty opened the box and said, "He brought you filled doughnuts! Jesus, he must really love you!"
And I thought, By golly, I think she's right. ( Read more... ) -
We were rolling in the literal deep.
Last night, our city received 22-24 inches of rain within twenty-four hours. It looked a little something like this:
Pensacola,fla overnight pic.twitter.com/NwnaEfyY7l
- Jimmy Carter (@askjimmycarter) April 30, 2014
Let me recount the adventure ( Read more... ) -
Remove skin from teeth and proceed accordingly.
For the past week, my (only) freelance client and I have been trying to meet up for a video editing session, but our schedules were like night and day, cats and dogs, black and white, cliché and cliché. I don't even think we sleep at the same time. (Meaning I sleep at night while she doesn't sleep at all. Because she's Batman ( Read more... ) -
Goodbye, little guy.
In August 2011, Mom (under vaguely false pretenses) brought Nipper homeI won't sugarcoat it: the little guy wasn't always an easy cat to love. He liked being petted, but on his terms. He didn't like other cats. He didn't like sharing his space. He was a champion athlete in the professional sport of Swiping at Human Ankles. He had a short fuse. He ( Read more... ) -
I also use the oven to bake edible things. Occasionally.
Is it Spring break? Are you too broke to travel? Do the stereotypical Spring break shenanigans (any combination of alcohol, beaches, and gorgeous women in terrifying bikinis will work here) make you reach for a paper bag to breathe into? If so, do what I do: embark on the most frustrating, time-consuming, nit-picky craft project conceivable ( Read more... ) -
But we agreed that pleather is out of the question.
Today the Troll and I decided, off the top of our heads, to go look at furniture on our lunch hour. Do we have an apartment/house? No. Do we have the money to rent/buy our own place? No. Do we even have the funds to procure furniture? No. But we are sentimental fools, so we figured what the heck. Live a little. Check out couches.We had a quick ( Read more... ) -
We still love you, Peyton Manning.
Oh man, that Super Bowl. I neither watch nor care about football, but it still broke my cold, which-team-is-playing-again? heart. Peyton Manning, if you're reading this... stay classy and shake it off, man.
But first, a summary of the weekend leading up to Super Bowl XLVIII, Heartbreak Edition:
- Friday night, I went with the Troll to procure ( Read more... )
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Update: slightly less cold.
...still no work today. Still no driving. Went outside for two seconds, said "!@#$ it's cold!" and returned to the warm embrace of Netflix. -
Update: still really, really cold.
The last time Dad traveled for work was when I was in grade school. (He went to south Florida and brought me back a Tweety Bird t-shirt ( Read more... )