I hate my life ( Read more... )

If there's anything I've ever learned, I've learned these ( Read more... )

Did anyone really notice how awesome trenchcoats really are? I mean, really: murderers, spies, police officers, news reporters, and chicago gangsters. Our lives practically revolve around them.

I mean, you can never tell if a dude (or dudette) is a bad guy or good guy if he's wearing a trenchcoat!

Insane!

Do you ever wish you were the dictator of a foreign country ( Read more... )

Wow, it's SO wonderful to have my driver's license ( Read more... )

Wow. That's all I have to say ( Read more... )

HELLO, all you out there in readerland ( Read more... )

This is something cappie posted ( Read more... )

Well, folks. Nothing good begins with "well folks". It only comes up in bad situations, like: "Well, folks, both of our engines are out, but if we dump the fuel, we may get as far as the mainland." Or, also: "Well, folks, we're sorry, but the ride you're on right now, 'It's a Small World Afterall', has broken down. The music will still go on for ( Read more... )

Well, the worst has happened. Well, not really. It just seems bad ( Read more... )