A poem:

Don't eat glue
You know you do
If you stop it right now
I'll give you a small cow
Magnets

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I'd rather cut a thousand hitchpins than fifty plectra.

Never again!

YES. IT'S SNOWING. WHOOP-DEE-DO.

I JUST WANT TO WATCH JUDGE JUDY, YOU FUCKS.

Sinn Féin Feng Shui. Combining the ancient Chinese practice with left-wing Irish nationalism and strong arm tactics.

And you people thought the weather here was hot.

Viking Gagiu is dead. Long live Interdimentional Being And Husband Of The Year Gagiu.

Q: What am I doing up at 3 in the morning listening to Cher?

A: I don't know, but I bet it's important.

Newsflash: I just coughed up triscuit all over my laptop. Apparently, my esophagus has forgotten which way food goes.

H is for Holly who died of ennui. Don't really remember what I did over the last few weeks ( Read more... )

More people should skip down 125th street singing along to awesomely explicit techno. It would make me feel a little bit less nuts.