Merry Christmas!!

Everyone have a good, happy one~ Stay safe and all that. Eat enough to make me proud.

What's up?

My tootsies are cold. Cold!! I'm getting some slippers for Christmas, so I have to wait a couple of weeks with friggen freezing toes so someone can backwardly torture me out of love instead of go buy some new slippers for myself. Gift giving, makes so much sense!

Have you ever bought anything on an internet auction?

It has eight hours still and I'm freaking out every five minutes that I'm going to miss this. Like it's going to log me off and I won't make it in time and then fwah, a bomb explodes my computer. How do people do this all the time?! This is a stressful situation!!

I'm afraid to leave it!!

Hey ( Read more... )

I don't know most of you. It's a weird thing since you are all called my friends. I dunno ( Read more... )

Black Ranger doesn't know what he's doing anymore.

It's not very exciting is it? Sorry.

Woodrow Wilson - "I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow ( Read more... )

What?

You know how some people get better at darts or dancing when they're drinking? I get better at texting. I'm a fucking genius at using my phone when I drink. And by phone I mean my real phone eheh. Pervies. I know what you were thinking ( Read more... )

Call this a stupid topic but this is important. Burning question that's exploding my brain. My eyeballs fell out ( Read more... )